An Orlando-area robber broke into a convenience store by sliding down through a grease trap on the roof. Chad Winslow, 34, broke into Sam’s Discount Food Store (2662 Apopka Boulevard, Apopka) and stole a ham sandwich, while leaving grease trails all over the place. Unable to get back out through the grease trap (too greasy, you see), he tried to get out of a window but got stuck.
A deputy showed up to find Winslow halfway out the window, exclaiming “I’m stuck and I have to take a poop.”
What a slimeball.
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