trainwrecks

Mommy’s liquored up again.

There’s a particular Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhyme we are thinking of. It involves a woman who lived in a shoe, and her uterus.

Muslim women try to eat spaghetti and fail spectacularly.

Some funny animated gifs of the Bush Iraq shoe throwing incident.

We have come to the conclusion that many fast food workers do not have bathtubs at their places of residence. It must be the only reason that employees are using restaurant sinks to take baths in.

Black Friday, historically, is the one day of the year that is supposed to put stores in the “black”. That is, make them actually profitable. To do this, they advertise heavily, drop prices, and hold special sales on certain items like toys and consumer electronics. Thrown in 5am opening times, desirable products-of-the-moment like, say, X-Boxes, and add a dash of mob mentality, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.

This poor woman was so addicted to plastic surgery that she resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. Read this post at your own risk – some of the photos of her are more horrible than any of the Saw movies.

Paris Hilton gave an interview to the upstanding British journal News of the World where she complains about guys only wanting her for sex, money, or fame. But not Benji Madden. No, he’s different!

Every once in a while, I try experimenting with having a political opinion completely 180 degrees from my own. Pro-life, Republican, heteronormative, Dominionist Christian, what have you. It improves me as a writer, possibly also as a person. And it gives me the bends similar to LSD.