Melissa Sander: The Legend of the Grape Lady
Written by Bill G
Tags: Funny Videos, Odd News, trainwrecks
The Grape Lady legend involves amateur grape stomper Melissa Sander, who got cocky one day and paid for it... on camera!
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[...] grape lady has quite an Internet following, but her current whereabouts are not known. According to Odd Culture, after “the incident” she jumped around to a bunch of local news stations and then fell [...]
I’m actually glad to hear that she went on to live a normal life. I’m sorry about the broken ribs, but, from the video, it looks like it could be a lot worse (neck, spine).
This video is very old – Howard Stern used to play the audio of her screaming everytime a porn star came on the show, that was back in the early to mid 90′s. And yes, it is funny because she was obviously fooling around when she fell, it’s not like she was hit by a car. No one would laugh at that. But she did cause the fall herself. Sucks to be you, Missy. Next time, watch what you’re doing.
“Warrior”… you dumbass, she wasn’t “cheating,” she was being lighthearted. Also, those “hilarious” noises you mention were the sounds of a human being trying desperately to get oxygen – which is sort of hard to do when you have a rib tearing a hole in your lung!
They are the most-pitiful sounds I’ve ever heard and I can only feel deep compassion for her. Evidently, you don’t know how painful even ONE cracked rib can be, much less FIVE.
Die, you fuckin’ bastard-ass kid.
c’mon now, if you have pity on grape lady’s sole then you also have to have pity on the fuckin’ bastard-ass kid laughing at her. “ay it happen 2U” is an idiot. Go TEAM!
I am a 2nd cousin of the one and only Grrrrrape lady!!! She wanted me to post that “May this happen 2u” in no way represents her or her thoughts. He is a total deusch bag
I worked years and years with concrete finishers and bricklayers and worst of all mechanical engineers, and was subjected to so much tasteless vulgar profane disgusting disturbing off-color humor it would make a career soldier’s crew cut stand straight up. So I’m not thin-skinned. But I have to say, anybody who finds this the least bit amusing is one sick and wretched son of a bitch. When the moment comes when you are reminded of your own mortality, I hope you can pass through it without a whimper. My guess is, you’ll cry like momma’s wittle boy who skinned his wittle knee. It’s always that way: those who laugh hardest at others’ misfortunes are the first to bawl like brats in the mud when it’s their turn. Sick, confused, morbid old world we live in, so it is.
I lol’d
o, o, o, o,o oooo,
Neither do I believe in “KARMA”,nor do I care what happened to her.
I think it´s EFFING hilarious. Maybe she DID puncture a lung. I DON`T CARE. I´m still laughing.HAHAHAHAH! It´s so funny, I could fall off a 50 inch high platform,puncture a lung and scream”AUUCH AUCCH OH STOP!”
wow…haha… easily the funniest video on the internet to date. i laughed so hard i cried… tears actually fell off my face (much like grape lady). I do believe in karma but no way laughing at this video will effect my karma… god would even laugh at this video… i’m sure of it
Oh My God!!
I love the grape lady, and that kid that said she’s on the verge of being obese! Some of you guys need to chill though, just because you laugh at someone doesn’t make you a bad person. Besides, she’s a bitch, did you hear how when she steps into the bucket she says “that’s disgusting”, way to be a bitch and insult the vinery establishment that you’re freaking broadcasting from! Anyway, there’s no way she broke her ribs and punctured her lung, if that was the case she really couldn’t breathe and couldn’t say “I can’t breathe”. She’s just a really unlikeable person who got hurt and everyone laughs at ( I love how the news anchor suppresses a laugh right before she says “make sure she is”.
Great stuff, props to all of you and especially who ever wrote the article!
Many posters above say “she was cheating.” It was a fluff news story for heavens sake! She was kidding around. Although it can be funny to see someone fall, it shouldn’t be funny to see someone get hurt. And yes, people with broken ribs can breath and they hurt a lot.
When you talk about Karma in posts above, remember it cuts both ways and its still got scores to settle.
Street Warrior,
1. Jackass
2. Jackass
3. Jackass and loser
4. Lameass loser and maybe, cheater
Actually the real idiot in this story is the producer who couldn’t think quickly enough to cut away from her while she was in pain.
The real funny part, to me anyway, is the two bubbleheads who have to try to talk without cue cards when the camera cuts back to them.
Also, if Ms. Sander is still hurt and embarassed about this that’s a shame. She shouldn’t be. And judging by the picture the incident seemed to agree with her. She’s pretty attractive.
I have made a discovery that shows where the grape lady is now. Thanks to very reliable sources and a video of a news broadcast, i have found out that the gape lady has fled to europe. The sources are drying, but i belive shee is in germany doing local news broadcasts due to a video i saw from a source. THE GRAPE LADY WILL NOT DIE!!! she can break every bone in her body, entertain everyone in the world, but she will live to fall another day!!!!
lol at lakk’s comment above mine
i did laugh and felt pained for the grapes lady
and appalled at the lack of reaction from her co workers and guest.
Someone must put a link from youtube to this site cuz they convinced of the death of M. Sanders…
actually thats how i ended here, triying to find the true about the grape lady. Thank, really thanks for the info.
Melissa,
I understand that you have some friends who visit this blog, so I hope that they tell you that you have supporters on here as well. I actually did a search to find out if you were okay after your fall. That’s how I found this blog. I want you to know that not all people are uncaring idiots. You have no reason to hang your head in shame. When people make light of your accident, it merely shows their moronic nature. It makes them look foolish, not you. Best of luck to you!
karma will come to all 400,000 viewers of this great clip.
the first anonymous is full of BS, FYI.
Johnny Q and the rest of you who can’t seem to find humor in this are morons. You are actually the minority here — most people do find it funny. Only uptight morons don’t. From the vid, the fall didn’t look that hard and it appeared she only got the wind knocked out of her. OBVIOUSLY, no one expected her to die or be seriously injured. Maybe it wouldn’t be as funny if she didn’t make a dying walrus sound and wasn’t trying to show off, it wouldnt have been as funny. If it looked like she was seriously injured, i’m sure most people wouldn’t have found it as funny.
Oh and by the way, FUNNIEST site ever. I laughed even harder at the music video.
A painting someone did of grape lady:
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/grape-stomping-lady-fall-med.jpg
I have felt both sides of this masterpiece. Before seeing the music video I felt concerned for her safety (that’s how I stumbled upon this website.. ‘fox news lady grapes dies’… thx google). However, after viewing the music video I have concluded that this is the funniest shit ever
LOL@ personal friend of Melisa…..LOL! of course we laugh at other peoples pain! cuz its friggin hilarious!!!! if it happened to you, we would also laugh!
hahahaha OWWWW OWWWWW OWWWWWWW