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If you wanted 1970s chicks to have sex with you without having to go through the annoying ritual of dating, you had to get yourself a custom van with rad graphics, mag wheels, and a water bed.

Picard and Kirk make breakfast; Data has an emotional breakdown. Welcome to Berman’s Trek.

We’ve seen some weird movies in our time. Here are ten of them.

GTA 5.

There’s Klingons and shapeshifters and some kind of Scooby-Doo ending. How do you say Zoikes! in Klingon?

William Shatner sings Row Row Row Your Boat, Spock nerve-pinches a horse, McCoy serves up beans, and Uhura does a moondance.

Nuclear Wessels! Save The Whales! Double dumb ass on you!

Hey, you guys seen Spock around? I tell ya there’s never a Vulcan around when you need him.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaann !!