President-elect Barack Obama grabbed his lunch to go Friday and artfully dodged a question about the auto industry woes he’ll inherit. “We got the corned beef,” Obama said as he made his way around the counter at Manny’s deli. Asked by a reporter what he thought about the auto industry, he responded with a smile: “I got the corned beef.”

Obama and McCain talk about change, change, change. That’s what this guy wants to talk about too!
Hey, at least he’s honest about what he’s gonna do with his money. Given the country’s current economic conditions, will we start to see more yuppie panhandlers? Has Mad Dog 20/20 finally been replaced by the Cinnamon Dolce Latte?

Obama apparition just appeared on a piece of toast!! It’s a sign!

Some idiot in Xenia, Ohio used a Burger King restaurant sink to take a bath in. Since it’s something to be proud of, he had a video of it taken and posted on MySpace. The Greene County Health Commissioner was not amused.
Watch the uncut video here!

Source: First Coast News
Location: Jacksonville, Florida

An unhappy Subway customer named Reginald Peterson called 911 two times to complain to police that his sandwich was not made to his liking (they left the sauce off his spicy Italian sub).
Witnesses inside the store say Peterson eventually started screaming at everyone inside. When Peterson went outside to call [...]

What is Obama’s Favorite Food?
During a recent strategy meeting, I was advised by Alyx Skadden that “[a]ccording to Barack Obama in an interview on 1/18/2008 his favorite food is from Italian Fiesta Pizzeria in Hyde Park, Chicago, IL.” (source: many online refs, including this one) So last night, curious as to what the future [...]

Wall Street Journal suggests Obama isn’t fat enough for the presidency: In a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama’s skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.

Woman claims she found ‘Cheesus’ - A Cheeto Looking Like Jesus being Crucified

The power of Cheese commands you!
Kelly Ramey from Missouri says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call [...]

Japan’s JT Inc. is unveiling a new energy drink. Called Unagi Nobori, it tastes like broiled eel. Yum.
From the UK Independent:
The fishy drink Unagi Nobori – which translates as “Surging Eel” – contains eel extract and vitamins found in the fish. The fizzy yellow liquid is believed to be the first mass-produced drink of its [...]

From the AP:

Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane For Mayor!!
Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane is a 7-year-old yellow Labrador retriever whose owner, Tress turner, has taken a satirical poke at politics by launching the dog into the race.
Turner, 43, manages The Coffee Loft, which is also the dog’s campaign headquarters where supporters can purchase T-shirts and [...]