Apparently this is real, and we are checking our calendar anyway just to make sure it’s not April 1st.
Ever been out on the golf course and have to go to the bathroom? Well don’t worry about heading out into the woods, just use the Uro Club!
From the Uro Club’s website:
Ask any golfer if he’s ever been caught out in the middle of the course . . .no bathroom in sight and Nature was Calling, Loud and Clear! The answer is a resounding . . . “Sure I Have! I went in the bushes, I tried to find a tree, I went on the side of the golf cart, etc. etc.” The UroClub will give you the self assurance to stay the course, both the front and the back nine!
This may sound like a joke, but it’s not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30’s). Even if you don’t have this problem, let’s face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.
These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClub. A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!
Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! This can be accomplished easily while standing by the golf cart, as well. Have the confidence to drink whatever you wish during your game and not worry if you’ll make it to the clubhouse in time!
Yes, golfers, now you can pee while you tee! Or something. We still await the special club used by Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack – you know, the one Einstein gave him.