OK, so this crazy Ohio lady has a squirrel living in her cleavage. So what? Maybe it was homeless and needed a place to stay for a few days. Anyway:
A detective in Warren was interviewing a woman when a squirrel popped out of her shirt. “No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room,” Detective Mackey said. The woman did not seem to be fazed. She put the small creature back inside her shirt and continued talking to the detective. The woman and her squirrel were not expected to be called to testify during the trial.
It’s too bad she isn’t going to testify – Squirrel Lady would make for good courtroom entertainment.