Can somebody explain this Craigslist posting?
Want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room. mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that…i’m not gay. it’s all HO scale. then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (don’t break they are my sons) we can do this until 4am or until we get tired. also I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that I need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. it’s all perfectly good we just got too much!
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Wow, sounds like a great guy! Model trains, imitation crab, and he’s not gay!
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Dear Jo On Rails,
I am not gay either but would like to rub peanut butter all over your body and then lick it off. But remember, I’m NOT gay! xoxoxo
I.P. Freely
Let vote this gem into some public office stat…
Well what’s to explain?
Come over for a mutual wank in somebodies hobby room then play Godzilla after said wank, and keep it up until 4 am if possible.
Then when you leave you get a parting gift of imitation crab meat