This one’s full of Super-LOLs!
Super LOL Factoid #1: Britney Spears still has a career!!
Super LOL Factoid #2: Britney Spears has some kind of vagina problem, which she told rabid fans at her show.
Super LOL Factoid #3: Britney Spears has a new song, called “If You Seek Amy”. That’s a sneaky way of getting F-U-C-K-Me on the radio and stuff. Ooh, sneaky!
Super LOL Factoid #4: Fox News thinks it must be the endtimes.
That’s Megyn Kelly telling Mercedes Colwin that this is just disgusting. Defense attorney Dave Wohl agrees and calls the song obscene. Nobody wants their children listening to this stuff while you are driving them to school! (Of course, the idea that a parent could turn off the radio doesn’t even enter their heads. Understandably, though – you can never turn off the radio, or the TV, for that matter. We all know why.)
I only ask this: have these people listened to the radio lately? Have they turned on the local hiphop station? Where is Megyn Kelly when Soulja Boy comes on the radio talking about “Superman-that-hoe”.
And please, nobody tell Megyn Kelly the real meaning of “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds”. It would just topple her world.