Obama Can Kiss Bill Clinton’s Ass

Written by OddCulture on Monday, June 30th, 2008 in Trainwrecks, politics.

Bill Clinton says Barack Obama must ‘kiss my ass’ for his support

source: UK Telegraph

The Telegraph has learned that the former president’s rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronizing attitude to Mr Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence. A senior Democrat who worked for Mr Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr Obama could “kiss my ass” in return for his support. A second source said that the former president has kept his distance because he still does not believe Mr Obama can win the election.

Kiss Bill Clinton's Ass
Sad Bill

It has long been known that Mr Clinton is angry at the way his own reputation was tarnished during the primary battle when several of his comments were interpreted as racist. But his lingering fury has shocked his friends. The Democrat told the Telegraph: “He’s been angry for a while. But everyone thought he would get over it. He hasn’t. I’ve spoken to a couple of people who he’s been in contact with and he is mad as hell. “He’s saying he’s not going to reach out, that Obama has to come to him. One person told me that Bill said Obama would have to “kiss my ass”, if he wants his support. “You can’t talk like that about Obama - he’s the nominee of your party, not some house boy you can order around. “Hillary’s just getting on with it and so should Bill.”

We think Bill is mad because his status as “first black president” may be in jeopardy.

That’s what this guy’s art project was called.

Source: New York Times:

A Boston-born performance artist, Yazmany Arboleda, tried to set up a provocative art exhibition in a vacant storefront on West 40th Street in Midtown Manhattan with the title, “The Assassination of Hillary Clinton/The Assassination of Barack Obama,” in neatly stenciled letters on the plate glass windows at street level.


I has an art!

By 9:30 a.m., New York City police detectives and Secret Service agents had shut down the exhibition, and building workers had quickly covered over the inflammatory title with large sheets of brown paper and blue masking tape. The gallery is across the street from the southern entrance to The New York Times building.


Noooooo! You be stealin’ my art!!

Later, Mr. Arboleda, who is 27, said in an interview: “It’s art. It’s not supposed to be harmful. It’s about character assassination — about how Obama and Hillary have been portrayed by the media.” He added, “It’s about the media.”


I has a new art.

Mr. Arboleda was led off to the Midtown South police precinct for what he called an interrogation. “The Secret Service had to do a whole questionnaire with me,” he said. “It was about an hour of questioning. They asked if I owned guns, if I was a violent person, if I had ever been institutionalized. The exhibition is supposed to be about character assassination. It’s philosophical and metaphorical.”

A Series of You Tubes put up a vid of, we guess, the dudes getting ready to set up their art installation. It involves multiple boards being carried around the city which, when assembled, represent a big black penis. The final board reads “Once You Go Barack…”

Warning: video NSFW:

Personally, we like the video because it uses “Take Five” by Dave Brubeck. Even silly art installations get much better with Take Five being played over them.

Hillary Clinton To Concede Delegates

Written by OddCulture on Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 in Government, Trainwrecks, politics.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Our Long National Nightmare Is Over!

Clinton set to concede delegate race to Obama

Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation’s first female president. Obama is 40 delegates shy of clinching the nomination, but he is widely expected to make up the difference Tuesday with superdelegate support and votes in South Dakota and Montana. Once he reaches the magic number of 2,118, Clinton will acknowledge that he has secured the necessary delegates to be the nominee. The former first lady will stop short of formally suspending or ending her race in her speech in New York City.

More good news: Bill Clinton says “This may be the last day I’m ever involved in a campaign of this kind.” (from CNN Political Ticker). Oh please let it be so!

Well, the Clinton nightmare is over, anyway. A new one begins shortly, one involving Obamaman and McSame.

Have a drink, Hillary. You’ve earned it.

Hillary Drinks

Update 1

CNN: Clinton Not Ready To Admit Defeat:

Sen. Hillary Clinton’s is “absolutely not” prepared to concede the race for the Democratic presidential nomination to Sen. Barack Obama, her campaign chairman said. Terry McAuliffe rejected as “100 percent” incorrect an Associated Press report that Clinton is preparing to acknowledge that Obama has the delegates to win the nomination Tuesday night as the five-month Democratic primary process comes to a close. Obama “doesn’t have the numbers today, and until someone has the numbers the race goes on,” McAuliffe told CNN.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Update 2

BreitBart: Hillary Open To Being VP:

Hillary Rodham Clinton has told congressional colleagues she would be open to becoming Barack Obama’s vice presidential nominee, saying she would consider it if it would help Democrats win the White House.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Food Network host Rachael Ray is a terrorist sympathizer.
Well, according to retard Michelle Malkin, anyway.

Rachael Ray Dunkin Donuts ad pulled over “jihad scarf”

Source: The Star (and many others)

A fashion faux pas by Rachael Ray led the Dunkin’ Donuts chain to pull an online ad starring the celebrity chef, and sparked a debate about the subtext of accessories. The domestic diva’s black and white scarf has drawn cries of outrage from some observers, who say it looks like the traditional garb worn by Arab men.

Rachael Ray Dunkin Donuts
Terrorist! But thanks for the great food!

Critics say the accessory looks like a kaffiyeh, a type of scarf that they say now represents Muslim extremism. “The kaffiyeh … has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,” conservative commentator Michelle Malkin said in her Fox News column. “Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.”

The ad was pulled over the weekend. The company says it wanted to avoid any “misperception” about the scarf and its cultural meaning.

“Kaffiyehs are worn every day on the street by Palestinians and other people in the Middle East – by people going to work, going to school, taking care of their families, and just trying to keep warm. To reduce their meaning to support for terrorism has a tacit racist tone to it,” says Amahl Bishara, a University of Chicago anthropology lecturer who specializes in media matters relating to the Middle East.

From Boston.com:

Malkin was pleased with Dunkin’s response: ‘‘It’s refreshing to see an American company show sensitivity to the concerns of Americans opposed to Islamic jihad and its apologists.’’

From Feministe:

If you look at the scarf Rachael Ray is wearing in that picture, it doesn’t even remotely resemble the pattern traditionally associated with the keffiyeh, which resembles an interlocking net or a chain-link fence.


Arafat wearing the traditional keffiyeh

There are two problems in this case. One is that the right-wing zealots are trying to foist their own blanket meaning on a piece of clothing that has a long history as a national symbol. The other problem is that Malkin and Johnson are complaining about a symbol that has basically escaped and vanished, lost its meaning in the Land of Miscellaneous Consumer Scarves.

As if people’s fashion choices really did mean something, but the whole point of consumerism is that these kinds of meanings get sucked out and replaced with price tags.

OddCulture’s take: Malkin is the same person who said the puppy-over-the-cliff incident was a fake. Nuff said. Now, the real lesson to be taken from this is: Rachael Ray is hot.

Rachael Ray
Rachael Ray
Rachael Ray

Hillary and Assassinations in June

Written by OddCulture on Friday, May 23rd, 2008 in Government, Trainwrecks, culture, politics, stupid.

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said:

My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said, dismissing calls to drop out.

We know Hillary probably didn’t imply that Obama could be assassinated. Technically, she’s correct. We mean, a meteor could fall on Obama, McCain’s plane could crash into a volcano. Sure, these things could happen. But to bring it up seems in poor taste.


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