The great drama surrounding Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez continues.

When we last saw A-Rod, he was making late night visits to Madonna’s pad. Did she do a private performance of Hanky Panky for him? Who can say?

Now it appears that A-Rod’s wife Cynthia has left him … for rocker Lenny Kravitz!

Cynthia and Hubby A-Rod

Daily News says:

Yankee star Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia, have split, a source with knowledge of the situation told the Daily News Wednesday. “It’s true,” the source said of A-Rod’s separation from his wife of five years. “They’ve been having problems for about three months.” Word of the couple’s marital strife comes less than three months after they expressed how “thrilled” they were with the April 21 birth of their daughter, Ella Alexander.

Revelations of the couple’s not-so-great-nuptials came as new rumors surfaced on the Internet that Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, was having a fling with rocker Lenny Kravitz. The gossip item on PerezHilton.com quoted a “family friend” claiming C-Rod had gone on a romantic getaway in Paris with Kravitz. Kravitz, 44, is in the middle of his “Love Revolution Tour” in Europe.

Coincidentally, A-Rod, Madonna and Kravitz all share the same manager, Guy Oseary.

In May 2007, Cynthia Rodriguez endured the embarrassment of photos published of her husband entering a Toronto strip club with Scores dancer Joslyn Noel Morse. At the time, she packed her bags and bolted from their East Side pad.

It remains unclear if Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez are headed for divorce court. If so, she stands to get a heaping hunk of massive baseball and commercial endorsement earnings. A-Rod’s salary is about $28 million a year, his endorsements run even higher - and he owns lavish homes in New York and Miami.

Madonna, who is coping with rumors of her own breakup with husband Guy Ritchie, has denied she and A-Rod are an item. “They’re just friends,” Madonna’s spokeswoman insisted.

New York Post:

Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez’s marriage is kaput, sources told The Post. A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, has been shacked up with rocker Lenny Kravitz in Paris. The couple’s two daughters - 3-year-old Natasha and 2-month-old Ella - remained in Miami, sources said. The stunning news emerged a day after revelations that Alex Rodriguez has been paying late-night visits to Madonna’s Upper West Side apartment.

Cynthia and Hubby A-Rod

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz’s pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night.

C-Rod Going Lenny’s Way

Kravitz co-wrote and produced Madonna’s steamy 1990 hit, “Justify My Love,” whose salacious video raised more than a few eyebrows. Kravitz denied speculation he had an affair with Madonna at that time.

So, A-Rod is in New York, Cynthia is in Paris, and their kids are in Miami? Jeez, at least Madonna took her kids with her to New York.

Also: we think this whole thing has been orchestrated by evil mastermind Guy Oseary!

We must stop him and his evil plans!

Inquiring minds wanna know!
We wanna know!

A-Rod

Material Girl

Us Weekly reports that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

Madonna’s Apartment

Ritchie arrived in New York City from London yesterday (sans ring). Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 concert; Madonna sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22.

A-Rod is currently married with two young daughters. Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote that he hates A-Rod’s guts because he once hit on his wife.

Madonna’s spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg told Reuters that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are not planning to divorce.

“Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last-ditch attempt to save his marriage, which does not need saving),” Rosenberg told People.

Regarding A-Rod, Rosenberg said “Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. … They have met. They know each other, and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that.”

Guy and Madonna, who must now justify their love. (sorry)

Yes, a montage of teen tart shots from everyone’s favorite wannabe-role model Miley Cyrus. Just what we all need to start our Friday with.

Disney execs, as always, could not be reached for comment, nor could her father Billy Ray.

Mills bags £24.3 million from McCartney

From the Daily Mail:

She was less than four minutes into the rant when everyone started to pray for another gagging order. Surely Heather Mills couldn’t drag out much longer a simple statement to convey her joy that the case was over and that she was more than £24million richer? Oh yes she could. She was centre stage now and she wasn’t going to let the moment pass.

Her 12 minute rant came after Miss Mills had thrown water over her former husband’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton and then laughingly announced that she had been “baptised in court.” It brought to a close the secretive and acrimonious wrangling over their broken marriage and Heather’s financial future.Or rather it would have done, had not the 40-year-old ex-model announced her determination to appeal today against the judge’s decision to make details of the case public.

Heather Mills: Look, Just Give Me My Fucking Money Before I Kill Everyone In This Room

As seen in this ruling:

“In her letter of 31 January 2008 the wife computes her reasonable needs for herself and Beatrice at £3,250,000 p.a. which amounts on a Duxbury capitalised basis to £99,480,000. She seeks between £8m and £12.5m for a home in London, £3m to purchase a property in New York, £500,000 to £750,000 to purchase an office in Brighton, a transfer to her of a mortgage in favour of the husband over her sister’s Hove property, transfer of property order re a Southampton property owned by the husband in which Sonya Mills lives, and relief in respect of chattels.”

What in God’s name did Paul McCartney ever see in this broad? I have never seen somebody digging for gold with such shamelessness.

I have no clue what’s going on here, but:

Adriana Barrientos: Some kind of Chilean model?

The song in the video is “Flash” by La Prohibida

La Prohibida: A Spanish transvestite who does songs?

As for the Chilean midget, well, I don’t know.