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Source: CBS

A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County, N.Y. Supreme Court on Monday. Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. ‘Shorty,’ due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home.

According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex. Clients were found using Craigslist.

Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met. Neighbors at Green’s Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a “hustler,” and a “player.” Reginald Forden told the Post “I didn’t know she was a pimp, but I’m not surprised.”

Green’s Bedford-Stuyvesant sex-pad apartment is located at 555 Quincy St.

Shrimp Pimp On Da Block!

We can’t help but think of Debbie Lee Carrington from Total Recall:

“If you need any help with this one, give me a holler!”

June 14, 2008 was, evidently, a protest day across the world for Anonymous against Scientology. (We have pics of an Orlando protest ~ of Epic Fail Guy, of course!) This video - apparently of London’s Scientology presence getting rick rolled - is one of the best things I have ever seen here on the internets. Enjoy.

Best video ever!

Lots of protesters wearing Guy Fawkes masks (from V For Vendetta). Here’s Minneapolis:

And Orlando:

Now available for the whole family to enjoy on the Sundance Channel, Green Porno is a series of short films written by, directed by, and starring Isabella Rossellini, which will also air on cell phones. So when you are in line at the post office and see somebody with a cell phone that has some strange woman dressed as a bug and simulating sex on it, don’t freak. It’s just “art”!

In Green Porno, Rossellini re-enacts mating rituals of the dragonfly, spider, bee, praying mantis, worm, snail and housefly. If you were wondering whether the experience of Blue Velvet had affected Rossellini in any way, these films will put that particular question to rest. Gee, thanks, David Lynch.

Take a look at Green Porno if your boss or children aren’t around. Watch Isabella dressed as an earthworm, talking about her anus and slimy body. Listen to her talking about cleaning the dragonfly’s vagina! Entomologists now have their own erotic cinema! The Snail movie is the best. Watch how happy Isabella is when she twists her snail body and exclaims “My anus is at the top of my head!” (She likes to say “anus” alot). “Sadomasichism excites me!” We know.

source: NYT

The actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in an apartment building at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, according to the New York City police. Mr. Ledger was 28.

At 3:31 p.m., a masseuse arrived at Apartment 5A in the building for an appointment with Mr. Ledger, the police said. The masseuse was let in to the home by a housekeeper, who then knocked on the door of Mr. Ledger’s bedroom. When no one answered, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened the bedroom and found Mr. Ledger unconscious. They shook him, but he did not respond. They immediately called the authorities. The police said they did not suspect foul play and said they found pills near body.

Heath Ledger has starred in Brokeback Mountain and the upcoming Batman film “The Dark Knight” (as the Joker).

Heath Ledger, RIP