June 14, 2008 was, evidently, a protest day across the world for Anonymous against Scientology. (We have pics of an Orlando protest ~ of Epic Fail Guy, of course!) This video - apparently of London’s Scientology presence getting rick rolled - is one of the best things I have ever seen here on the internets. Enjoy.

Best video ever!

Lots of protesters wearing Guy Fawkes masks (from V For Vendetta). Here’s Minneapolis:

And Orlando:

Now available for the whole family to enjoy on the Sundance Channel, Green Porno is a series of short films written by, directed by, and starring Isabella Rossellini, which will also air on cell phones. So when you are in line at the post office and see somebody with a cell phone that has some strange woman dressed as a bug and simulating sex on it, don’t freak. It’s just “art”!

In Green Porno, Rossellini re-enacts mating rituals of the dragonfly, spider, bee, praying mantis, worm, snail and housefly. If you were wondering whether the experience of Blue Velvet had affected Rossellini in any way, these films will put that particular question to rest. Gee, thanks, David Lynch.

Take a look at Green Porno if your boss or children aren’t around. Watch Isabella dressed as an earthworm, talking about her anus and slimy body. Listen to her talking about cleaning the dragonfly’s vagina! Entomologists now have their own erotic cinema! The Snail movie is the best. Watch how happy Isabella is when she twists her snail body and exclaims “My anus is at the top of my head!” (She likes to say “anus” alot). “Sadomasichism excites me!” We know.

An old clip of Bill O’Reilly completely losing it:

Somebody didn’t take his pills that morning.

I have no clue what’s going on here, but:

Adriana Barrientos: Some kind of Chilean model?

The song in the video is “Flash” by La Prohibida

La Prohibida: A Spanish transvestite who does songs?

As for the Chilean midget, well, I don’t know.

Bill Clinton spews his hot air at some rally where poor high school students are forced to attend. One girl behind him faints.

Is Clinton concerned? All he can say is “It’s hot up here.” Wow, that’s something else, Bill. I hope she didn’t make you lose your place.

Bonus: Here’s Hillary Clinton’s airplane speech:

I think she bombed. Probably needs more rehearsals.