The New Jersey beach, that is.
Here she is with her mom Carolyn Capalbo at Sea Girt beach. Eliot Spitzer is nowhere to be found.

She ain’t no Annette Funicello.

Kim Kardashian recently hosted the Hamptons’ first white party of the season with boyfriend Reggie Bush. (P. Diddy is normally host at his house in East Hampton.)

Kardashian said in People Magazine: “White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.”

White House Night Club is located at 239 E. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays, NY.

From CNN:

The call girl involved in the sex scandal with former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer filed a lawsuit Monday suing the founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video series for more than $10 million. In the complaint filed in Miami, Florida, Ashley Alexandra Dupre says she was vacationing in Miami Beach when she was approached by agents and representatives of the defendant, Joe Francis, and offered alcoholic drinks. While intoxicated, Dupre was persuaded to expose her breasts and then told to sign a release form, according to a statement from her legal counsel, Richard C. Wolfe. Wolfe contends that Dupre “was 17 years old and therefore not legally competent to enter into a contract with the defendants.”

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Tricked Into Going Wild Against Her Will!

In March, Francis was negotiating to pay Dupre $1 million to appear in the “Girls Gone Wild” magazine and on the company’s touring bus. The deal fell through when Francis found he already owned video footage of Dupre.

“But I think it’s ironic that she charged Gov. Spitzer $2,000 for sex and she wants to charge me 10 million for taking some naked pictures of her,” Francis told CNN. “I feel like I’m getting a raw deal.”

Miley Cyrus - daughter of country-music star Billy Ray Cyrus and better known as teen-pop wunderkind Hannah Montana - recently did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. Annie Liebovitz was the photographer, and some of the shots bordered on the risque. Nothing you’d blink at if she wasn’t 15 and supposedly wholesome, though. A couple of the images from Vanity Fair’s “teaser” for the issue:

Miley, Miley, Miley. That second shot is epic cheese. Now that these are out, there’s a blog-world bumrush to find even more scandalous shots of her. You know, like this one:

One more shot for good measure, of Miley with her boyfriend:

Bill G here, hanging out in Jamsa, Finland.
You know, the Finns, even though isolated out here in Scandanavia, are just like us. First, of course, there was the Pekka Eric incident, which we Americans understand all too well. We have these “incidents” all the time.

Now comes a Finnish politician in a text message scandal, just like Kilpatrick.

Foreign Minister Ilkka Kanerva in trouble over text messages to erotic dancer

Finland’s foreign minister faced calls for his resignation on Saturday after a tabloid newspaper published a suggestive text message he had sent to an erotic dancer.

Ilkka Kanerva sent about 200 text messages to Johanna Tukiainen, 29, and at first said they were related to her performing at his 60th birthday party.

On Friday he admitted the messages were not totally appropriate. “I would not present them in Sunday School, but they are not totally out of line either,” the daily Helsingin Sanomat quoted him as saying. The Ilta-Sanomat daily said that in one of the messages Kanerva had asked Tukiainen: “Would you like to do it in an exotic place? Where could it be?”

Fellow parliamentarian Tuija Nurmi, also of the conservative party, has said Kanerva should resign, and opposition leader Eero Heinaluoma said the situation cannot continue as it is now.

Johanna Tukiainin, Finnish babe

Tukiainen, who has posed nude in magazines and is the leader of the Scandinavian Dolls erotic dance troupe, first sold the text messages to Hymy magazine, and then sought a court injunction to stop their publication. A Helsinki court rejected the request. The magazine said it would publish the messages in its next issue, due to be released on Wednesday.

Kanerva’s longstanding partner has said she has accepted his apology over the matter. This is not the first time Kanerva has been in trouble over his mobile phone use. In 2005, when he was the deputy speaker of parliament, he bombarded two models with text messages.

OK, so it’s not exactly on the level of an Eliot Spitzer drama, but hey, at least they’re trying!