There has been a rash of incidents in China involving school children being stabbed by crazy people. What is the cause? A peek at archives for the 00s turns up many similar stories in China, a place where guns are outlawed. Perhaps they need knife control laws now.

Jennifer McCreight starts BoobQuake experiment after Iranian cleric said immodestly dressed women increases the frequency of earthquakes. Leave it to America to use one of the greatest weapons we have in the opening battle of the war against Iran: breasts! The experiment results: despite a 6.5 mag quake in Taiwan, nothing out of the ordinary

Boobs, love-dolls, bazookas, mutant snakes! It must be an Andy Sidaris film!

Philip Conran posts fake craigslist ad for “soccer mom orgy” which leads to sexual harassment and trespassing at two different houses! Also has shady characters driving around in circles, looking for orgies. Don’t these people work??

Broward county middle school teacher gone wild! Computer class leads into sex-ed class for 14 year old student.

Evo Morales, president of Bolivia, suggests that eating too much chicken makes you gay and bald.

Top ten movie scenes featuring some unfortunate dude (or dudette) blowing up real good.

If somebody said to you “Illegal Drugs” what would pop into your head? Would it be 3 dudes dressed in red, blue, and green jumpsuits, shaking around like somebody having an epileptic seizure? Yeah, we figured that’s what would happen.

After Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed Senate Bill 1070 (the illegal-immigration bill) into law, protests in downtown Phoenix erupted into a small riot, resulting in some chaos and some arrests. Video inside.