Top 10 Asses, Page 1
The Best Asses of the World of Women Celebrities, Page 1
Written by OddCulture on January 13th, 2009 in Odd Sex.
Tags: Babes, Kim Kardashian, top 10
Sometimes, we at Odd Culture try to offer intellectual commentary on the news of the day. But nobody gives a crap about that kind of thing, so here is our list of Top Ten Asses.
With all that’s going on in the world today, what’s the most important issue? Did you say “Top 10 Celebrity Asses?” Hey, that’s what we were thinking!
10. Kim Kardashian
Socialite Kim Kardashian is thick in all the right places. Apparently she also has a new dance workout video in the making. There are better behinds out there than Kim’s, but like J-Lo, KK helps bring booty into the mainstream, which is a better achievement in our eyes than her sex tapes. (Not that we have a problem with those either). Kim’s measurements are 35D-26-40.
9. Rita G
Rita G. is an African-American and Italian model and adult entertainer. She stars in the controversial music video for Kanye West’s Flashing Lights. West picked her specifically to be in the video, calling her “the best girl [Playboy] had in the last three years.” Rita got an endorsement from Howard Stern, who claimed that she has the best natural chest on the planet. She’s a hardcore gym goer, has been in Playboy a few times and doesn’t go anywhere near alcohol or drugs. She has a great body to show for it. Height: 5’7″ Measurements: 34-26-37
8. Melyssa Ford
A child of an Afro-Barbadian father and a Russian-Norwegian mother, Melyssa Ford is a Canadian model, actress and radio personality. Music video director Little X discovered Ford while she was working as a bartender at a Toronto nightclub and helped launch her career. She has appeared in music videos, men’s magazines, television programs and films. Ford is currently an on-air personality for Sirius Satellite Radio’s Hot Jamz channel. Her nickname is Jessica Rabbit, which comes from her advice column for Smooth magazine. Apparently, she gets about 50 marriage proposals per issue. She’s got a 34D-22-36 figure.
7. Jennifer Lopez
We assume that J.Lo needs no introduction. More conservatively dressed these days, she can still bring the game, as seen in the recent Golden Globe Awards. There may be better butts out there but she still deserves recognition for putting booty on the map. Kim Kardashian could not exist without Jennifer Lopez.
6. Stacey Dash
Believe it or not, good looking Stacey Dash used to be on Sesame Street. The soon to be 43 year old was also in Fresh Prince of Bel Air and the movie Moving (with Richard Pryor). Remember her in that movie as Pryor’s daugher? Hot! Dash was born in The Bronx, of West Indian and Aztec descent, her green eyes being described as one of her most striking features. At age 40, Stacey Dash posed nude in the August 2006 issue of Playboy.
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