Top 10 Asses Part II, Page 1

Another Edition Of The Best Bootys In The Entertainment World, Page 1

Written by OddCulture on July 17th, 2009 in Odd Sex.

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Ten more butts for you to check out. You’re welcome.

Do you like sequels? Hollywood sure seems to think you do.
We wondered what would happen if we did a sequel to our list of top ten asses.
Would it make more money than our original top ten list? Well, it is certain to make twice that! And since we made nothing on the previous list, 2 times zero is zero!
Math sucks.

By the way, you might call this the “B” team, but that’s just B for BOOTY.

10. Beyoncé

Beyoncé Knowles (born September 4, 1981), is an American R&B singer, songwriter, record producer, actress and model. Born and raised in Houston, she rose to fame in the late 1990s as the lead singer of Destiny’s Child. Knowles has sold more than 50 million records worldwide with the group and over 75 million records in her total career. She also starred in the 2006 movie Dreamgirls, earning two Golden Globe nominations. In 2004, she launched the House of Deréon fashion line. In 2009, Forbes listed Knowles fourth on its list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities in the world, third on its list of the top-grossing musicians, and number one on the list of top Best-Paid Celebs Under 30 with over $87 million dollars in earnings between 2008 and 2009.

Personally, we just like her backside.

9. Rayna (Rain)

Before we can discuss Rayna, we have to talk about Flavor Flav. See, there’s this reality show called Flavor of Love where 20 different ladies compete for Flavor Flav’s heart as they live together in a mansion in Encino, California.

In the show, each contestant is given a nickname by Flav and is referred to by that nickname for as long as she remains in the competition. Rayna was in Season Three. Even though she was eliminated, we have no intention of doing that to her here, not with stats of 34-25-44 !

8. Megan Fox

Hey, finally a girl whose last name fits! See, the Transformers movies are so popular because they help people indulge in the need to see giant robots blow shit up. Another reason they are popular is because they feature Megan Fox, who, despite the attempts to be like Angelina Jolie by tattooing silly slogans on her body, still remains ultra-mega-hot. And because she gets it on with a dweeb like Shia LaBeouf, we can easily fantasize about her getting it on with us, because face it – if she’ll do Shia she’ll do anybody (don’t believe us? She dated Brian Austin Green, for God’s sake).

Anyway, she’s got a cute little tush. Let’s just hope she doesn’t start adopting kids and working at the UN.

7. Maria Sharapova

Russian babe Maria Sharapova ( born April 19, 1987) is a formerly World No. 1 Russian professional tennis player and three time Grand Slam champion. In 2004 at the age of 17, she won Wimbledon, defeating Serena Williams in the final. She has since won the 2006 US Open and the 2008 Australian Open. In addition to tennis star status, she has been featured in a number of modeling assignments, including a feature in Sports Illustrated. We can imagine that if we were playing Sharapova on the court, we’d get so distracted by her body that we’d suffer multiple injuries from tennis ball collisions. Oh yeah, we can’t play for shit either. That might also be a reason.

6. Kylie Minogue

Did you write off Kylie Minogue as a has-been 80s pop-star? Yeah, so did we. Until about 2001 when we noticed that she was burning up the Euro charts with stuff like Can’t Get You Out Of My Head. We remember seeing the flashy video for that single and saying “Wow… That’s Kylie Minogue??!!” It’s obvious that she takes care of herself, and we can’t get that booty out of our heads.