Shauna Sand Exposed: Sex Tape Scandal

Shauna who?

Shauna Sand! She’s a 38 year old Playboy model (May 1996 Playmate of the Month) and former wife of Lorenzo Lamas (the mega-star from that awesome flick Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus). She also did some TV work, like a few episodes from the Lamas-enhanced Renegade, and Charmed.

Anyway, she has reached the next stage in her career, which is the “sex tape scandal stage”. The stages work like this:

1. Modeling Stage
2. Playboy Spread Stage
3. Sex Tape Scandal Stage
4. Reality Show Stage

Sometimes you can mix the stages around, but this isn’t a school lesson.
It’s more like a question.
That being: how can a Playboy model like Shauna Sand be involved in a “sex scandal”??

Here’s what CBS says about it:

Playboy playmate Shauna Sand has made it very clear that she doesn’t want you to watch her illicit sex tape, “Shauna Sand Exposed,” which features bedroom footage distributed without her permission. “Yes, I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year,” Sand said to celebrity site TMZ. “In fact, I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out.” She is considering legal action against Vivid Entertainment, the adult movie company which intends to release “Shauna Sand Exposed,” Oct. 19, 2009. But Vivid boss Steven Hirsch believes his company has legal cover to produce it.

Here’s the description, according to Vivid:

Vivid’s “Shauna Sand Exposed” shows her modeling crotchless panties for her French boyfriend, finding a creative new use for her favorite flavor of Häagen-Dazs ice cream, showing off what great shape she’s in, and seeming to have endless sex with Antoine, who also was the videographer for the movie, which was made during a visit to Miami.

Ooh la la.

We’re sure the video thing will end up like Pam and Tommy Lee – the tape will sell all over the place and Shauna will get a share of the profits.