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Philip Conran’s Revenge On Neighbor Leads To Chaos In West Hartford Neighborhood
Written by OddCulture on April 27th, 2010 in Odd Crime.
Tags: Craigslist, Odd News, police, trainwrecks
Philip Conran posts fake craigslist ad for “soccer mom orgy” which leads to sexual harassment and trespassing at two different houses! This post is full of “male fail” because it features multiple shady, skeevy jerks driving around neighborhoods in daylight looking for orgies, trespassing on properties, and sexually harassing the residents. As one cop said: don’t these people work??
Philip Conran
Source: ABC News
Philip Conran of West Hartford, Connecticut, got into a fight with his neighbor, Terry Sharp. What the argument was about, we don’t know, but it was enough to get him to pull a dirty trick on the poor woman. Going onto Craigslist, Philip posted this:
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4/5/2010 Casual Encounters Looking for Lust – W4MM (West Hartford) 40 married West Hartford soccer mom here |
Several people showed up at the house.
While Melanson did not know the exact number of men who responded to the fake ad, he said the report noted that the victim reported “several” instances of men knocking on the door of her home or driving by. “We were saying to ourselves, ‘The economy must be worse than we think if all of these able-bodied men are able to immediately drop everything and drive over to this neighborhood’” on a Monday morning, West Hartford Police Chief James Strillacci told The Associated Press.
Terry Sharp called police to report that suspicious men were showing up at her house. With the help of her brother-in-law, they took down license plates of 5 different cars driving slowly through the neighborhood.
Here’s where it gets worse (Smoking Gun has the arrest warrant):
One Richard Zeh responds to the Craigslist ad. He goes to the wrong friggin house! Then he lets himself in and harasses the 18 year old female who lives there. Even weirder: turns out that Zeh works at the same gym that this poor girl goes to. (We guess she won’t be going there anymore). She finally convinces him to leave after she pulls up the ad and shows that he’s in the wrong house.
After going to the “right” house and being turned away by Terry’s brother-in-law, he goes back to the 18 year old’s house again, telling her “I’d rather fuck you than her.” After sexually harassing her more, he leaves when she threatens police.
Fortunately, this asshole Richard Zeh has been arrested and charged with 4th Degree Sexual Assault, Disorderly conduct, Burglary, and Criminal Trespass.
Richard Zeh
Police found the IP address of the Craigslist ad and traced it back to its source. Philip Conran, a married dad having no previous criminal history, was arrested on charges of harassment, reckless endangerment, breach of peace, accessory to burglary, accessory to sexual assault, accessory to disorderly conduct, accessory to criminal trespass and risk of injury to child. He was released on $75,000 bond. It was reported that Conran was currently unemployed, which explains why he had enough time to fuck around with his neighbors.
As for Richard Zeh, 29, he was released on $220,000 bond. When he goes to court on May 7th, he intends to plead not guilty.
“[Zeh] suffers from certain psychological issues and he is dyslexic,” he said, adding that he intends for his client to seek treatment. “This has kind of been a shock to him.
So the inability to read properly leads to blameless sexual harassment and trespassing? Or perhaps if Zeh had read the house number properly it would have been ok to harass poor Terry Sharp. What neighborhood is this in? Cuz we don’t want to live there – too many assholes.
