The Other Donald Takes On K-Mart

Hey Bill . well I have gone and done it now. K mart has banned the man from going into the store as I had a problem with the place. Your uncle vic who now can barely walk decides he needs pants and into the store we go. Well they must be cutting back on help as no one is around to help us…I mean the joint is empty. any help we did find could not speak english and had this dumb look on their faces. It was unreal..Vic is fat and the donald grabs five pairs of pants….I figure I would try on 38 39 40 41 etc until a waist could be found suitable. Now Vic is on a walker and can hardly make it to the fitting room…oops into the wrong one we go…women only.. first mistake we made. Anyway poor vic can hardly take his existing pants off and the fourth attempt at thirty eight did not work. so the 42 inch waist fit him fine.. unfortunately the door locked and his pants were in the booth and he was in his boxer shorts. I mean I yelled for help and no one came. other strange looking people shopping looked at us..two grown men. one half naked and me..get the picture….finally the manager appeared in a tizzy. what is goin on here you two…anyway the guy asked us to leave and finally vic got his own pants on and had to go to the mens room to pee. Only problem the mens room was a store length away. ever have to g o real bad…Vic was screamin for relief. I looked for a can or anything but no avail. we finally arrived to the bathroom with the shopping cart help…A man was playing with himself at the urinal and was taking his good ole time shaking his Johnson all around .splashing all …bunch of perverts hand in k mart . I swear…..Vic finally used Ladies room and we made it out of the store.

The moral is stay the hell out of k mart.

The Other Donald.