Top 10 Celebrities on Twitter

Odd Culture’s Top Ten Celebrities on Twitter

There’s this thing called Twitter, see? Basically, it allows you to figure out what everybody is doing at the present moment – things like going to the bathroom, making eggs, installing a dishwasher, or whatever. You can also have your own Twitter, so that people can follow you, even though nobody does because face it – you’re not interesting.

However, there are some celebs out there who have a lot of “followers”. They aren’t interesting, either, but people follow them anyway. For the most part, they are not fakes and they “tweet” all by themselves! (We think.) Here are some of them:

10. MC Hammer
http://twitter.com/MCHammer
377,485 Followers

Washed up rapper turned preacher turned tweeter. Now he has his own website related to dancing, and still does shows occasionally. He did one last month with Vanilla Ice, another dude from the dustbins.



9. Ryan Seacrest
http://twitter.com/RyanSeacrest
396,700 Followers

Called “the American poster boy for metrosexuality.” by Stuff Magazine, Ryan Seacrest co-hosted American Idol once, and also pulled some stunts like ripping open Kathy Griffin’s blouse at the American Music Awards. He does American Top 40 now. Basically, he’s a frickin’ DJ, but everybody seems interested in his tweeting (twittering?), which includes stuff like “had eggs with tabasco sauce” and “no news yet on chick-fil-a. i hope they open one across the street from E! or idol…i need waffle fries!!!!!!” You are interested in this!

8. P Diddy
http://twitter.com/iamdiddy
397,219 Followers

Jerkoff rapper guy who likes to tell people to vote or die. Says stuff on his Twitter like “Its hot as hell in miami!!!!!”, “Happy Wednesday people! LET’S BE GREAT!!!!” and “No bitchassness!!!!!! No sleep!!!! Let’s go people!!!!!!!” Fascinating.

7. Demi Moore
http://twitter.com/mrskutcher
413,598 Followers

Hollywood star, ex-wife of Bruce Willis, current wife of Ashton Kutcher, a dude young enough to be her son. She recently used her Twitter skills to stop a suicide attempt. Such a hero. Now we’ll never hear the end of it.



6. Perez Hilton
http://twitter.com/perezhilton
474,347 Followers

Jerkoff gossip columnist who runs a popular website that has the job of making celebs look as bad as possible. Kinda like what we try to do here, actually. However, Perez gets millions of hits and Odd Culture gets 2 or 3. If you wanna know the exact moment of Britney’s next breakdown/arrest, follow Perez.



5. John Mayer
http://twitter.com/johncmayer
525,438 Followers

John Mayer is just some musician dude who is only famous because he dated some Jennifers (Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Aniston) and a Jessica (Simpson). He collects tattoos and watches. Probably has a tattoo of a watch somewhere. Tweets about music stuff alot, but we only want to know how Jen Aniston is doing.



4. Shaquille O’Neal
http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ
538,453 Followers
Shaq Diesel’s last tweet was “I’m lookin foor u mark cuban”. His tweets are full of insightful verbal commentary like “@iamdiddy. What up big bro”, “@tiangcodesign tru tru”, and “@jsims34 yup I’m n manhattans”. Gotta keep it real.



3. Jimmy Fallon
http://twitter.com/jimmyfallon
564,198 Followers

We have no idea why people follow Jimmy Fallon. The guy was on Saturday Night Live, for God’s sake. So he’s obviously not funny. It must have something to do with the fact that he took over for Conan O’Brien. But we don’t know for sure. Might be some sort of Twitter glitch.



2. Ashton Kutcher
http://twitter.com/aplusk
711,246 Followers

What happens in Vegas goes straight to Twitter, you can be sure of that. Sometimes he’ll post a pic of Demi’s butt, so you can follow him for that reason.



1. Britney Spears
http://twitter.com/britneyspears
739,347 Followers

We’re really just waiting for the next inevitable breakdown. Twitter will give clues, unless her “team” goes into censor mode. It’s quite possible that nobody is interested in Britney but they really love Adam Leber, Britney’s manager, who likes to tweet here. Hey, if his job is to clean up after Britney, he’s probably earned the admiration.