The Cult of Scientology
Insidious Cult Supported By Tom Cruise Now Claims Katie Holmes As A Victim
Written by Bill G on June 22nd, 2005 in Celebrities.
Actress Katie Holmes goes to Los Angeles, is not heard from in over 2 weeks, and suddenly returns as a Scientology member, with new love interest Tom Cruise, and then dumps her childhood friends, her manager, and her agent. But no, it isn’t brainwashing by a crazy cult, not at all. Nothing to see here. Perfectly normal.
Save Katie!
The newly engaged Katie Holmes still has some explaining to do to her friends and family. There were 16 days in April during which no one seems to know where she was. Sometime that week, Katie flew to L.A. to meet Tom Cruise about a possible role in Mission Impossible III
. The meeting took place after April 11, but nobody heard anything from Holmes until April 27th, when she appeared in public as Cruise’s girlfriend and love of his life.
16 days. What happened to Katie in 16 days? Well, one thing that happened was that she fired her manager and her agent, two people who have been with her for years. She also seems to have found a new BFF – Jessica Feshbach. Jessica is the daughter of Joe Feshbach, a controversial bond trader. And the Feshbach family, according to published documents, has donated millions of dollars to the Church of Scientology. Jessica’s aunt even runs a Scientology center in Florida.
Fabulous. 16 days for a girl with a strict Catholic upbringing to convert to Scientology, and then not only dump her agents but also some of her close friends (Meghann Birie, a childhood friend but apparently not anymore, and a TV producer from NY who apparently is too scared to say anything in public!)
We are waiting for Tom Cruise to run for President. Then, the prophecy shall come to pass!
IT BEGINS
It’s electrick! (boogiewoogiewoogie)
I heard tey had to make Katie look like a man before Tom would impregnate her. It was a big production at a secret scientology underground facility in Australia.
Tom was in one room getting all hornee watching gay porn. Meanwhile specialists in the other room were cutting Katies hair short, gluing a goatee mustache on her and spackling chocolate pudding into her vagina to make it look like a man’s dirty butthole.
Once she was prepped and Tom’s mind was adequately raped by teh man2man action they opened the door and let him at. Katie was crying the whole time …. 9 months later little surinama was born in a volcano.
And that is how scientologists are building their master race……