The British Tabloid Queen Jordan AKA Katie Price

British Model Jordan Hooks Up With Brazilian Banker Andre Pinto

Written by OddCulture on August 28th, 2009 in Celebrities.

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Page 3 topless model Jordan. Hey, the Brits need their Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons too!

Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield Price (born on 22 May 1978), also known as Jordan, is a former English glamor model, television personality and businesswoman. Her personal life is regularly featured in British tabloids and celebrity-based magazines.

That’s what Wiki says. We are curious as to how somebody can take 6 bloody names.

Anyhoo, she apparently likes to “Shake It Up and Get Nasty” (like the M-4-Sers) as the Sun says:

Jordan’s Latino lover told last night how she liked to be a saucy tease – yet only wanted sex in the dark and hated having her boobs touched. Brazilian banker Andre Pinto, 25, said the glamor girl used him as a “sex toy” – then cast him aside when she no longer needed him. He revealed that Jordan bombarded him with lewd text messages asking him to send her pictures of his manhood. Pinto and Jordan – real name Katie Price – enjoyed three steamy romps together, two in the bed she shared with (estranged hubby Peter Andre) before they split. But just as he was developing feelings for the 31-year-old model, he read in a newspaper that she had a new beau, cage fighter Alex Reid. Pinto, who moved from Sao Paulo to London five years ago, said: “I was quite hurt and confused. She used me for sex. She always said she didn’t want a proper relationship. She treated me as a sex toy when it suited her, then dumped me.”

Aww, how sad.

Pinto said Jordan’s enhanced boobs look huge because of her tiny trim shape. But he added: “They are really no more than a handful. They are hard but also soft at the same time. They are beautiful. But she didn’t like me touching them as she doesn’t feel anything because they are not sensitive.

LOLZ.