Scarlett Johansson’s Used Tissue Fetches Much Money
Johansson’s Tissue Sale Will Benefit Charity
Written by OddCulture on December 24th, 2008 in Celebrities.
Someone apparently is willing to pay big bucks for Scarlett Johansson’s snot.
Source: Click Orlando
Last week, Johansson appeared on the “Tonight Show” with a cold and blew her nose. She told Jay Leno she would auction off her dirty tissue to benefit charity. Johansson then put the tissue in a plastic bag and signed it.
Monday night, Leno said bidding had topped $4,000 at the time of taping. The eBay auction has since closed, with the Web site listing $5,300 as the winning bid.
Johansson said the money will go to Harvest USA, which feeds the homeless in shelters, missions and soup kitchens. The actress told Leno on the show last week that she got the cold from Samuel L. Jackson, her co-star in the new movie “The Spirit.”
Scarlett Johansson and tissue. They really are connected in only one way, if you know what we mean.
I WOULD LET HER SHIT ON ME
THEN I WOULD NEVER GET UP I WOULD JUST LAY THERE UNTIL I DIE MASTURBING WITH HER POO ON MY HAND EVERY 30 MINUTES
Hell, i’d let her drop a big steemy pile of shit on my face and THEN go have sex with her boyfrend/huband/whoever shes fucking… I could just lie there and fantazise while she/they get it on
I’d let her husband/boyfriend/whatever rape my ass for a month straight…..if she would let me jack off onto a pile of her used socks.
I should probably get some help…with lots of things….not just the above…
you guys r wimps. i’d let her shit IN MY MOUTH!…yeah, sit on my face, use my mouth as her own toylet…then she goes &has sex, ect. while i jack off…. i bet poop would taste lovely comeing from her bueatiful azzzz!