A new hope has arrived for amputees that would make Luke Skywalker feel right at home: a highly advanced bionic hand controlled by a patient’s mind and muscles.

Independent Sources turned me on to this site called Hot Ghetto Mess.
The site was created by Jam Donaldson, 34, a black lawyer from Washington, D.C., who’s also an executive producer on the BET program. On her site, Donaldson calls for a “new era of self-examination.”
Excerpts:
My mission with this site is to usher in [...]

You gotta love Japan. This is because they put on shows like these:
1. Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Yes, those are two - count ‘em - two exclamation points in the title!
Downtown (ダウンタウン) is a Japanese comedy duo made up of Hitoshi Matsumoto (松本人志) and Masatoshi Hamada (浜田雅功). They are extremely popular and are [...]

Mika Brzezinski: I don’t want to do the Paris Hitlon lead story
Producers: Hmm… sounds like an interesting angle. If you can get really pissy about it on live television… play it up and stuff… it might bring new viewers in.
Regular Joe: Of course, you could just not mention her and go straight to the second [...]

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Ok, who do you want whacked? Hillary or Bill?

“The Office” Hamas Version
(2007)TV-Series 2007-????

Mohammed, I ordered printer paper 2 weeks ago and it still hasn’t arrived!
The Office: A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers in Gaza, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate stonings, and tedious machine gunning. Based on the hit BBC and American TV series.

A Scene from The [...]

LOL, Sopranos Ending

I admit, I was never that enthralled with this show called The Sopranos. I got through the first 3 seasons and by that time I was bored. I think maybe its creator, David Chase, was bored too. To me, there’s only so much you can show regarding the life of a mafia family [...]

On her first day of a 3 week jail sentence, Paris Hilton was discovered bleeding on her jail cell floor, stabbed in the gut with a homemade knife and anally penetrated with a broken broom handle.

Hilton, before being shivved, raped
“I told you it would happen,” exclaimed Matt Drudge, editor of the Drudge Report. “Well, I [...]

Welcome to Hell.
Thanks to Independent Sources for the heads-up:
Amy used to be kind of hot–in a slutty Long Island crazy kind of way. Unfortunately she was crazy in a homicidal kind of way, and underage too. Her love interest, Joey, was simply a sleaze ball loser. Somehow they found love, that is until Amy popped [...]

First, a little background from the Family Auto Mart Website:
Brian Power, AKA “The Family Man”, opened the car dealership called Family Auto Mart in 1992, located at 1918 Aurora Road, Melbourne, FL. He bought 3 minutes of airtime on a local leased access car show. Instead of doing what everyone else was doing (walking car [...]