WTF from WFTV:
Resorts that cater to nudists are big business in Florida’s Osceola and Pasco counties. Now, the nude tourists are stocking up on two dollar bills to prove how important they are to Florida’s bottom line.

The nudist resorts bring in more than 100,000 tourists a year. Now they want to flex their economic muscles. [...]

Behold the mighty mullet:

Mullet Boy: Ummm… which one is he?

Kingsland has a celebrity of sorts living within its royal walls; it is home to a young and shy boy whose hair has been deemed “the best mullet in Jacksonville.” And he has a massive six-foot trophy to prove it.
Dakota Russ, 9, stood in front of [...]

Jason Brenner is a Chorus Teacher at Lemon Bay High School in Englewood, Florida. He also happens to star in a stage production of “The Full Monty.”
CNN has the video.
From KSDK:
When Lemon Bay High School teacher Jason Brenner landed a role in the musical The Full Monty, little did he know there would be so [...]

The Rolls That Pearlman No Longer Has
From St. Pete Times:
The government’s got Lou Pearlman’s 2004 Rolls-Royce Phantom, but Jerry McHale said Monday he’s still a long way from finding enough assets to make any meaningful restitution to investors in Trans Continental Airlines. Trans Continental owes more than $317-million to investors and about $160-million more to [...]

Orlando Sentinel reports: A Seminole High School teacher has been placed on paid leave after allegations by four female students that she touched and fondled them, made suggestive comments and asked them to look at pictures of nude women on her classroom computer.
Sanford police are investigating the students’ complaints against Ruen Marie Beane, 30, a [...]

On second thought, honey, let’s go to Morton’s.
Pearlman company files for bankruptcy protection
FF Station LLC, Lou Pearlman’s company that owns the Church Street Station complex in downtown Orlando, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection late Tuesday night to prevent foreclosure and prepare for buyers for the stately downtown shopping and entertainment properties. The filing, in [...]

The Smoking Gun reports Fuzzy Zoeller has filed suit against the Miami, Florida law firm of Josef Sliny and Associates, whose computers were used to post libelous material about him on Wikipedia.

“Why, I oughta…”
The page was edited by someone within Sliny’s IP block to tout Zoeller’s love of Vicodin and Jack Daniels and to [...]

From Local6:
TAVARES, Fla. — The arrest of a sixth-grader in Tavares, Fla., accused of using a balloon and milk carton top to make a small “deadly weapon” slingshot and fire a pellet at a classmate was uncalled for and overblown by authorities, according to the boy’s mother. Lake County sheriff’s deputies said Tavares Middle School [...]

I first saw this on metro.co.uk, and I laughed my ass off because British people use the word nappy to describe diapers. Haha. They also smoke fags instead of cigarettes, stand in queues instead of lines, and have rows instead of arguments. Silly British.
Anyway, I’m getting off track.
Here is a mirror of the Ebay listing.

“Left [...]

Britney Spears checked into a rehab facility on Wednesday, the entertainment television show “Extra” is reporting. However, she is reported to have only stayed a day before bailing.

Spears was last seen leaving New York City two nights ago on a private jet with her two young sons heading to Miami. Then, she disappeared off [...]