So the kid did.
Quonterious vs Jameeka: Faceoff! Doesn’t quite have the same ring as a “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever”, but whatever:
A sixth-grader at Meadowbrook Middle School in Orlando, Florida said he had to go. Teach says no:
“She said, ‘You have two choices: You can pee in this,’ which was the lunchbox, ‘or you can pee [...]

As members of my special posse, everyone know Donaldo speaks the truth. that is when he is not on the zen..anyway as we all know this week is bike week in Daytona beach. Check out on google daytona beach web cam and you will see the real deal.
Anyway Donaldo is in Daytona with [...]

A 15-year-old boy (name withheld) told police that a sexual relationship developed between him and math teacher Stephanie Marie Ragusa when he was 14, and she was teaching at Davidsen Middle, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said. Late Thursday afternoon, deputies arrested Ragusa, 28, at her Lake Bella Vista Drive home in Tampa and charged her with five counts of lewd and lascivious battery.

Source: Miami Herald

Dozens of police cruisers rushed to Miami Edison Senior High School Friday morning after a fight broke out in the campus courtyard. It was the latest in a series of violent incidents at Miami-Dade schools this week. One man, possibly a plainclothes officer, was seen limping out of the school at 6161 NW [...]

Something found by our friends Jeff and Mel at a hotel in Tallahassee:

“Disney Channel On Demand” presents… Real Wild Girls, Foam Parties?”
Well, what can you expect from the people who gave us Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan?

Not too far from the Odd Culture offices:

3 Killed in I-4 Pileup
Three people were killed and dozens injured early Wednesday in a major pileup on Interstate 4 in north central Florida, as fog and smoke from brush fires combined to make it almost impossible for motorists to see. Local authorities said the smoke was produced [...]

Flagler Beach
Before I really can address my surfing experience in the Daytona beach area. (also Flagler Beach. Ormond Beach etc.) I must first introduce the members of the posse that accompanied me.
First of all we have myself…

Name: The (Other) Donald
Height: Six feet tall
Weight: one seventy
Fast facts: going through mid life crisis number six. That [...]

“I don’t understand why this hasn’t ended up on ‘CSI: Miami’ yet” - Jim Cramer

New York Times has a story about Seth Tobias, Circle T hedge fund manager, found dead in his pool at his Jupiter, Florida mansion.
Mr. Tobias, a native of Philadelphia, once worked at Cramer’s former money-management firm. He formed Circle T in [...]

Source: BreitBart:
Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho’s Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69.
He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. [...]

Join the Sea Organization! (image from Operation Clambake)
CNN has a story, through the Associated Press, which states that “Clearwater is to Scientologists what Salt Lake City is to Mormons, what Mecca is to Muslims.”
The science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard and his associates, who for years operated from aboard a yacht at sea, secretly bought [...]