Jonathan Lee Riches is a real piece of work. The first thing you should know about Riches is that he’s currently serving time at the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg in Salters, South Carolina, for wire fraud.

So what does Riches do to pass the time in prison? Well, some prisoners read, others lift weights, etc… Riches likes to file lawsuits. In fact, he has filed over one thousand lawsuits in federal district courts across the country.

And he has sued just about everyone and everything.

Source: First Coast News
Location: Jacksonville, Florida

An unhappy Subway customer named Reginald Peterson called 911 two times to complain to police that his sandwich was not made to his liking (they left the sauce off his spicy Italian sub).
Witnesses inside the store say Peterson eventually started screaming at everyone inside. When Peterson went outside to call [...]

Well, it appears that John Edwards has been busted. This story, which initially appeared in the Enquirer, has made it over to Fox News:
Guard Confirms Late-Night Hotel Encounter Between Ex-Sen. John Edwards, Tabloid Reporters
A hotel security guard told FOXNews.com he intervened this week between a man he identified as former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid [...]

Judge, dismayed by strange children names in New Zealand, gets Talula Does The Hula renamed
Source: Star Tribune
A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names, and did something about it.
Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed. Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old [...]

Via Smoking Gun:
Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the [...]

An Orlando man has traded the naming rights to his unborn son for a $100 gas card.
Source: Local 6 (Orlando, Florida)
David Partin recently heard that local radio station 96.5 WHTQ (Classic Rock Station) was giving $100 worth of free gas to the listener who called in with the most interesting item to trade. Radio hosts [...]

Inquiring minds wanna know!
We wanna know!

A-Rod

Material Girl

Us Weekly reports that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

Madonna’s Apartment
Ritchie arrived in New York City from London yesterday (sans ring). [...]

Bill Clinton says Barack Obama must ‘kiss my ass’ for his support
source: UK Telegraph
The Telegraph has learned that the former president’s rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronizing attitude to Mr Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence. A senior Democrat who [...]

Excuse us for a second while we try to stop laughing.
Ok, it starts with this story from MSNBC:
Free EA software release spawns “sporn”
It’s a double-edged sword, this user-generated content thing
It’s a simple equation that marketers can’t seem to grasp: The Internet plus free modeling tools equals giant dancing penises.
So it goes for Creature Creator, the [...]

Source: BreitBart/AP
L.A. Sees More Homeless Living In Cars
Having lost her job and her three-bedroom house, Darlene Knoll has joined the legions of downwardly mobile who are four wheels away from homelessness. She is living out of her shabby 1978 RV, and every night she has to look for a place to park where she won’t [...]