VP hopeful Sarah Palin admits that her 17 year old daugher Bristol is pregnant. Levi Johnston is the 17-year old father, who in a MySpace profile stated that he doesn’t want kids. He also stated that he’s a redneck who will kick your ass if you f— with him.

At the Democratic National Convention, one black Clinton supporter accused a black Obama supporter of calling her “Uncle Tom”. It’s nice to see the unifying effect the Clintons have on the campaign, isn’t it? Doesn’t it just warm your heart?

You remember Rob and Fab, don’t you? The dudes also known as Milli Vanilli came out in the late 80s with bubblegum pop crap that made the top of the charts. The party ended after they won a grammy and people found out that Rob and Fab were just lip synchers, and the real singers were other people.

Well, at the opening ceremonies for the 2008 Summer Olympics, the same scam was played out with a nine-year old girl named Lin Miaoke playing the part of Milli Vanilli and another girl Yang Peiyi playing the part of “other people”.

A giant inflatable dog turd created by the American artist Paul McCarthy was blown from its moorings at the Paul Klee Center, a museum located in Berne, Switzerland. The “art” brought down a power line and broke a window before landing in the grounds of a children’s home.

The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety system that is supposed to deflate it in bad weather, but it did not work on this occasion.

Some idiot in Xenia, Ohio used a Burger King restaurant sink to take a bath in. Since it’s something to be proud of, he had a video of it taken and posted on MySpace. The Greene County Health Commissioner was not amused.
Watch the uncut video here!

Jonathan Lee Riches is a real piece of work. The first thing you should know about Riches is that he’s currently serving time at the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg in Salters, South Carolina, for wire fraud.

So what does Riches do to pass the time in prison? Well, some prisoners read, others lift weights, etc… Riches likes to file lawsuits. In fact, he has filed over one thousand lawsuits in federal district courts across the country.

And he has sued just about everyone and everything.

Source: First Coast News
Location: Jacksonville, Florida

An unhappy Subway customer named Reginald Peterson called 911 two times to complain to police that his sandwich was not made to his liking (they left the sauce off his spicy Italian sub).
Witnesses inside the store say Peterson eventually started screaming at everyone inside. When Peterson went outside to call [...]

Well, it appears that John Edwards has been busted. This story, which initially appeared in the Enquirer, has made it over to Fox News:
Guard Confirms Late-Night Hotel Encounter Between Ex-Sen. John Edwards, Tabloid Reporters
A hotel security guard told FOXNews.com he intervened this week between a man he identified as former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid [...]

Judge, dismayed by strange children names in New Zealand, gets Talula Does The Hula renamed
Source: Star Tribune
A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names, and did something about it.
Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed. Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old [...]

Via Smoking Gun:
Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the [...]