Let speculation commence….

(a) Same shit as TrimSpa Anna?
(b) Saw that Chicago billboard?
(c) Choked on his macaroni and cheese when he realized MS Word autocorrects “satan” to “Satan” but not “god” to “God?”
(d) Noticed Rudy was ahead in the polls despite not caring about religious right?
(e) Inadvertently struck by a shot from Dick Cheney?
(f) Punctured [...]

Josh Witter is the man.
Neither snow, nor rain, nor fire and brimstone will keep Joshua Witter from the swift completion of his appointed rounds come the end of the world. Witter, a 24-year-old self-described atheist living in Orlando, is the creator of the Post-Rapture Post, which bills itself as “the postal service of the saved.”
For [...]

Man Claiming To Be Christ Reincarnated Speaks In Orlando
ORLANDO, Fla. — A man who claims he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ on Earth spoke to hundreds of followers at Lake Eola Saturday. Many people came to support him and many people also came to expose him as a fraud, WESH 2 News reported. Dr. [...]

As a warm up, check this story about Ahmadinejad being under fire for embracing his old teacher:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been accused of indecency after he publicly embraced and kissed on the hand an elderly woman who used to be his schoolteacher. At a ceremony on Tuesday ahead of Iranian teachers’ day, Mr Ahmadinejad [...]

Eyebrow wax, sir? That’s a lashing…
TEHRAN, Iran (Reuters) — Iranian police have warned barbers against offering Western-style hair cuts or plucking the eyebrows of their male customers, Iranian media said Sunday.
The report by a reformist daily, later confirmed by an Iranian news agency, appeared to be another sign of authorities cracking down on clothing and [...]

I seriously don’t know what it is with the Dutch and Muslims.
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch police station trying to help Muslim detainees face Mecca for their prayers painted arrows in cells pointing in the wrong direction.
The Segbroek police station in The Hague borrowed the idea of putting compass marks on ceilings from an Amsterdam [...]

From CNN:
MORTON, Illinois (CNN) — At 8 o’clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes.
The event, not as titillating as it sounds, is the brainchild of Craig Gross, founder of the online Christian ministry, XXXChurch.com. Gross concocted [...]

Freedom of speech, just watch what you say. From cnn.com:
WASHINGTON (CNN) — The Supreme Court Monday debated the case of a high school principal who suspended a student over a “Bong Hits 4 Jesus,” banner displayed at a school-sponsored event.
The free-speech case tests the limits of student messages officials could try to suppress.
Joseph Frederick, then [...]

Get funky with the lama rap (banned in Taiwan for excessive flashiness):
A handsome but controversial young Tibetan lama has emerged on Taiwan’s music scene by releasing his first CD — a collection of rap and hip-hop songs which he claims can help promote Buddhism. Singa Rinpoche, 30, who is barred from entering Taiwan due to [...]

I’ll let Vernon Robinson’s ads speak for themselves:

At the time of the 2006 elections, there was Funny Wikipedia entry about him. It started with:
Vernon Robinson (born September 1955) is a bad, bad man. He is for the genocide of all immigrants and homosexuals. What a jerk. He is known for very blunt campaign ads with [...]