Lion’s Gate Films, which had secretly acquired a few years ago the rights to produce a Zork movie, has announced that it will be released in summer 2009. The movie is set in a first-person perspective, and will be filmed in full text video, and narrated by Morgan Freeman.

OK, This story is fake. But we wish it wasn’t!!

Zork I: The Great Underground Empire was an interactive fiction computer game published by Infocom in 1980. It was the first game in the popular Zork trilogy and was released for a wide range of computer systems.

CNN is reporting that singer Isaac Hayes has been found dead in his Tennessee home.

Isaac Hayes, RIP
1942-2008

Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Schular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff’s Department. Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him to a hospital, where he was pronounced [...]

Vernon, Florida

Florida is mostly made up of towns like Vernon.
There’s a town in the Florida panhandle called Vernon. Located in Washington County, right off I-10, it’s nothing more than a rest stop for people on the way to Panama City. Trouble is, there are so many possible routes to Panama City the chances are low [...]

It’s A Wonderland
Roller Boogie (1979)
Directed by: Mark L. Lester
Starring: Linda Blair, Jim Bray, Beverly Garland, Roger Perry, James Van Patten, Kimberly Beck, Mark Goddard, Stoney Jackson, Christopher S. Nelson
It’s 1979, year of the Iran hostage crisis, the energy crisis, and the Chicago “Disco Sucks” crisis. You don’t care, because you’re in Venice Beach, it’s a [...]

It has its own zip code.
Skatetown, U.S.A. (1979)
Directed by: William A. Levey
Starring: Scott Baio, Flip Wilson, Ron Palillo, Maureen McCormick, Ruth Buzzi, Greg Bradford, Patrick Swayze, Billy Barty, Katherine Kelly Lang, Bill Kirchenbauer, Murray Langston, Denny Johnston
I remember skating rinks. Went to them as a kid. Had lots of fun skating around in a circle [...]

Inspired by the Drudge Front Page:

I can’t imagine why anybody would want to be a politician. The stress that kind of life places on you is a killer. Here’s a brief glimpse of Hillary Clinton in photos:
Young Hillary
Pretty cute, I say:

First Lady Hillary
I’d still hit it.

Monica Lewinsky Years
Cracks are starting to show…

Senator Hillary
Wrinkles coming in [...]

Source: BreitBart:
Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho’s Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69.
He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. [...]

Disco Godfather (1979)
Director: J. Robert Wagoner
Starring: Rudy Ray Moore, Carol Speed, Jimmy Lynch, Jerry Jones, Lady Reed, Frank Finn, Julius Carry
(out of 4)

I love Disco, and I hear it’s making a comeback!!
Disco Godfather could very well qualify Rudy Ray Moore as the Ed Wood of the 1970s. It is a movie so bad - [...]

Faded Youth Blog has put up some images of Kim Kardashian in the upcoming December 2007 issue of Playboy.

Kim Kardashian was born in 1980 in Los Angeles, one of the three daughters of lawyer Robert Kardashian. Kardashian’s initial media attention was centered around her close friendship with Paris Hilton, but her notoriety exploded after it [...]

Face it, marketing departments and product development divisions can be made up of real dopes sometimes. We mean, for every Apple iPod there’s an Arch Deluxe or worse, a Time Warner/AOL merger. Hey, they can’t all be winners, right? In that spirit, we present to you
5 Product and Marketing Disasters
New Coke
From Wiki:
New Coke [...]