Reuters: Other Donald visited a local nursing home over the Christmas break, bringing along his banjo for impromptu performances. Unfortunately he was mistaken for a resident and kept in the home against his will overnight.

“Crazy old guy with a banjo, what would you have thought?” said one nursing home aide. The aide also mentioned that [...]

Well, Elaine, let’s examine thew word “Santa”, shall we? [ holds up board with "SANTA" spelled across it in removable letters ] Santa. Let’s see, what have we got here? We’ve got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm.. [ rearranges the letters ] Who could be causing all [...]

Highlights:
Maa maa maa maa.
Oh toh toh toh.
The lady must pour for the man. And then for herself.
This is the samurai way.

This is “gari”.
Nobody knows what it’s made from.
Taisho always have a secret personal history.
You should never ask about this.

Because some menu items are illegal, you will not discover them unless you ask.

Mmm, that’s good salt!
I [...]

It’s sad to hear, but Bill Gibron from Pop Matters says that Something Weird Video and distributor Image Entertainment are parting ways.
As Classic-Horror has stated, it likely means the end of SWV discs’ availability through brick-and-mortar stores like Borders and Barnes and Noble.
Something Weird’s freakshow catalogue of movies will still be available at [...]

We know you all are itching for a Paris update.
Well here it is:
The frogs are still rioting.
And now for that other Paris update:
Paris Hilton turns down “The Bachelorette”
Paris Hilton has ruled out appearing on a future series of reality show ‘The Bachelorette’ - because she finds the program’s male contestants a turn-off. She says, [...]

Blondes do seem to have more fun…

2 Girls, 1 Cup: Not a flavor you’ll find at Baskin Robbins.
Source: The Smoking Gun:
Been wondering about the identity of the auteur behind the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video that has been making millions of Internet users gag? Well, the repulsive video–which has become such an online sensation that it has been knocked off by [...]

Yes, sit on toilets and eat food out of toilets! Brilliant!

We love the customer quotes:
“We’ve never eaten on toilets before, even at home!”
“I like the toilets! It’s fresh idea to put food in these toilet-like containers. My family and I came here together.”
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