A recent issue of the Journal of Consumer Research features a paper titled “Bikinis Instigate Generalized Impatience in Intertemporal Choice,” which is a neuroeconomist’s way of saying that men don’t make good decisions while checking out pretty girls in bikinis.
Wow, what a shocker! Science does it again!

Ah, Silvio Berlusconi.
The media tycoon who can’t stay away from Italian politics. Third longest serving Italian prime minister.
controversial, for sure.
But the man does know how to surround himself with good looking women.
First, take his wife - Italian actress Veronica Lario. Formerly known as Miriam Bartolini, you may remember her as the chick who got her [...]

Elmer McCurdy was not a very good outlaw. When it came to being a bandit, he just didn’t have the goods. For example, in the late 1800s, when trying to rob a train for thousands of dollars in government tribal payments, he ended up robbing a passenger train instead, taking away 46 dollars and some booze. A short time later, he took a bullet to the chest and died. But that’s when his career really took off!

Well, it appears that John Edwards has been busted. This story, which initially appeared in the Enquirer, has made it over to Fox News:
Guard Confirms Late-Night Hotel Encounter Between Ex-Sen. John Edwards, Tabloid Reporters
A hotel security guard told FOXNews.com he intervened this week between a man he identified as former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid [...]

Russian Monument To The Enema Unveiled!
Source: AP:
A monument to the enema has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk. The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008.

monument to enemas at Mashuk Akva-Term [...]

Some photos of Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney Kardashian in their bathing suits.
Apparently this was taken in Monaco.

What’s with the last two photos? Kim needs to get better taste in bathing suits.

Yes, a montage of teen tart shots from everyone’s favorite wannabe-role model Miley Cyrus. Just what we all need to start our Friday with.

Disney execs, as always, could not be reached for comment, nor could her father Billy Ray.

Here’s something from the LA Times:
“They sell Bud. We sell Weed,” he said. “What’s the difference?”
The Place: WEED, CALIFORNIA
The federal government is telling the owner of a small brewery here that the pun he’s placed on caps of his Weed Ales crosses a line. “Try Legal Weed,” the caps joke.

The U.S. Treasury Department’s Alcohol and [...]

Food Network host Rachael Ray is a terrorist sympathizer.
Well, according to retard Michelle Malkin, anyway.
Rachael Ray Dunkin Donuts ad pulled over “jihad scarf”
Source: The Star (and many others)
A fashion faux pas by Rachael Ray led the Dunkin’ Donuts chain to pull an online ad starring the celebrity chef, and sparked a debate about the subtext [...]

Spitzer is back in the news. Apparently, he has been linked to another prostitution ring called Wicked Models. And another girl named “Kristen”.

Kristen Davis
According to the New York Post:
The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday, according to financial documents and other evidence unearthed in a year-long prostitution investigation.

At the center [...]