Jonathan Lee Riches is a real piece of work. The first thing you should know about Riches is that he’s currently serving time at the Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg in Salters, South Carolina, for wire fraud.

So what does Riches do to pass the time in prison? Well, some prisoners read, others lift weights, etc… Riches likes to file lawsuits. In fact, he has filed over one thousand lawsuits in federal district courts across the country.

And he has sued just about everyone and everything.

It all started when John McCain released the following ad:

With images of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, the ad states “he’s the biggest celebrity in the world… but is he ready to lead?”
The ad drew ire from the usual suspects, but we had no idea Paris Hilton herself was prepared to come back with this [...]

…to the hospital
…in the middle of the freaking night

CNN reports the planning for Operation Dumbo Drop took the better part of the day and a significant number of “police brass,” and the words “more train derailments than Amtrak” don’t quite fit, but they’re the first words to come to mind. No word on why she [...]

Spears taken in ambulance after standoff; Gives Her Kids to K-Fed

oops, I screwed up again. and again. and again.
Britney Spears was taken from her home in an ambulance after a custodial standoff involving her children that lasted nearly three hours. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police [...]

Another Odd Year Goes By.
Lots of crap went down in 2007. Much of it disturbing - Bhutto’s assassination, the Virginia Tech massacre, Pekka-Eric Auvinen, Microsoft Vista.
Some of it was funny. Or strange. Or both.
Here are the top 10 oddest stories:
10. Bad Newz: Michael Vick gets busted for dogfighting.

In July, Atlanta QB Michael Vick is [...]

So, who the hell is Casey Aldridge?
Casey Aldridge is the 19-year old soon-to-be-father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby.
He’s a 19-year-old pipe layer; a deer-hunting, dirt-bike-riding former high school class president who still lives in his tiny Mississippi hometown. Casey Aldridge is an expectant father - and the mother is 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears. To hear [...]

We know you all are itching for a Paris update.
Well here it is:
The frogs are still rioting.
And now for that other Paris update:
Paris Hilton turns down “The Bachelorette”
Paris Hilton has ruled out appearing on a future series of reality show ‘The Bachelorette’ - because she finds the program’s male contestants a turn-off. She says, [...]

FILM ME BABY ONE MORE TIME…

It’s just what you never wanted.
And it’s not K-Fed this time. In Touch magazine reports some guy from Hawaii boned Bit Bit in June, and made a tape of it.
At least she looked almost reasonable in June. Skanky as hell, but not morbidly obese or bald or anything. He’s [...]

baby been hit one too many times
By now, talk of Britney’s uninspired performance at the Video Music Awards has been done to death.
Personally, I found out about it while flipping channels in a Novotel in Europe (yes, I mention this only to tell you that I recently was in Europe), stopping when CNN of [...]

From OutOnTheNet and other sources:
Britney Spears is still at the Promises rehab center in Malibu, California. She has recently confessed that she has been bulimic since she was 16 years old. Apparently, a friend of hers told Star Magazine
“She’d pig out on junk food - chips, candy, cola, and ice cream - and then she’d [...]