Screaming passengers fled in terror from a Greyhound bus as an unidentified fellow passenger suddenly stabbed a man sleeping next to him, decapitated him and waved the severed head at horrified witnesses standing outside. Victim identified as 22 year old Tim McLean from Winnipeg.

Woman claims she found ‘Cheesus’ - A Cheeto Looking Like Jesus being Crucified

The power of Cheese commands you!
Kelly Ramey from Missouri says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call [...]

Japan’s JT Inc. is unveiling a new energy drink. Called Unagi Nobori, it tastes like broiled eel. Yum.
From the UK Independent:
The fishy drink Unagi Nobori – which translates as “Surging Eel” – contains eel extract and vitamins found in the fish. The fizzy yellow liquid is believed to be the first mass-produced drink of its [...]

From the AP:

Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane For Mayor!!
Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane is a 7-year-old yellow Labrador retriever whose owner, Tress turner, has taken a satirical poke at politics by launching the dog into the race.
Turner, 43, manages The Coffee Loft, which is also the dog’s campaign headquarters where supporters can purchase T-shirts and [...]

Judge, dismayed by strange children names in New Zealand, gets Talula Does The Hula renamed
Source: Star Tribune
A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names, and did something about it.
Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed. Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old [...]

Clothing Optional Dinners are becoming popular in New York.
Source: UK Telegraph :
Humid summers have encouraged a nudity trend that is stretching to restaurants, yoga classes and even a stand-up comedy club.
About 50 diners, whose motto is “no hot soup”, regularly attend monthly naked meals held at a handful of restaurants in the city. They are [...]

Via Smoking Gun:
Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the [...]

Vernon, Florida

Florida is mostly made up of towns like Vernon.
There’s a town in the Florida panhandle called Vernon. Located in Washington County, right off I-10, it’s nothing more than a rest stop for people on the way to Panama City. Trouble is, there are so many possible routes to Panama City the chances are low [...]

Man out-spits father, claims pit-spitting title:

Brian Krause spittin’ game!
EAU CLAIRE, Mich. - Brian “Young Gun” Krause has out-spit his father to claim his seventh championship at the International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship. Krause’s winning spit on Saturday was 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches.
That’s 6 1/2 inches better than his father, the second-place finisher and defending [...]

A US man who was born a woman before undergoing gender realignment surgery has given birth to a baby girl, US media reported Thursday.

A Pregnant Thomas Beatie
Thomas Beatie, who is legally male but decided to keep his female sex organs during chest reconstruction surgery and testosterone therapy, attracted worldwide attention in April after revealing [...]