It all started when John McCain released the following ad:

With images of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, the ad states “he’s the biggest celebrity in the world… but is he ready to lead?”
The ad drew ire from the usual suspects, but we had no idea Paris Hilton herself was prepared to come back with this [...]

The great drama surrounding Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez continues.
When we last saw A-Rod, he was making late night visits to Madonna’s pad. Did she do a private performance of Hanky Panky for him? Who can say?
Now it appears that A-Rod’s wife Cynthia has left him … for rocker Lenny Kravitz!

Cynthia and Hubby A-Rod
Daily News [...]

Some photos of Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney Kardashian in their bathing suits.
Apparently this was taken in Monaco.

What’s with the last two photos? Kim needs to get better taste in bathing suits.

The New Jersey beach, that is.
Here she is with her mom Carolyn Capalbo at Sea Girt beach. Eliot Spitzer is nowhere to be found.

She ain’t no Annette Funicello.

It’s A Wonderland
Roller Boogie (1979)
Directed by: Mark L. Lester
Starring: Linda Blair, Jim Bray, Beverly Garland, Roger Perry, James Van Patten, Kimberly Beck, Mark Goddard, Stoney Jackson, Christopher S. Nelson
It’s 1979, year of the Iran hostage crisis, the energy crisis, and the Chicago “Disco Sucks” crisis. You don’t care, because you’re in Venice Beach, it’s a [...]

Kim Kardashian recently hosted the Hamptons’ first white party of the season with boyfriend Reggie Bush. (P. Diddy is normally host at his house in East Hampton.)
Kardashian said in People Magazine: “White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.”

White House Night Club is located at 239 [...]

Ronaldo involved in altercation with transvestites:
AC Milan striker Ronaldo was questioned by police after an altercation with transvestites in a Rio de Janeiro motel on Monday. Ronaldo accused one of the transvestites of trying to extort him.

Ronaldo was tricked! Seriously!
The altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women. [...]

From CNN:

The call girl involved in the sex scandal with former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer filed a lawsuit Monday suing the founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video series for more than $10 million. In the complaint filed in Miami, Florida, Ashley Alexandra Dupre says she was vacationing in Miami Beach when she was [...]

Miley Cyrus - daughter of country-music star Billy Ray Cyrus and better known as teen-pop wunderkind Hannah Montana - recently did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. Annie Liebovitz was the photographer, and some of the shots bordered on the risque. Nothing you’d blink at if she wasn’t 15 and supposedly wholesome, though. A couple [...]

On another hot naked European political note - the nude photo of Carla Bruni we posted about earlier (Link NSFW) has been sold at auction. It went for $91,000, to a Chinese art collector. The photo was only expected to fetch in the $3,000-$4,000 range.
Between this and Milly D’Abbraccio, we are a bit wistful [...]