Just A Minor Kim Kardashian Complex

It’s time for a Kim Kardashian Wednesday roundup!
Well, “KK Wednesdays” don’t exist…but perhaps we should start doing them now.

Kim Kardashian did a photo shoot and interview for Complex Magazine. Here’s what she had to say:

• I love to make little scrapbooks and little collages and organize. I’m an organization freak…
• I don’t really watch TV. When I do I watch CourtTV, like murder shows and mysteries and stuff.
• [On Kanye West] He’s the male version of me. We’re twins!
• And so when I was thrown into this world of performing and just being me—you see it on the show and my sisters say it every day—I’m so boring! I’m just not outspoken like they are.
• Every girl has their insecurities, and with the outfits that they put you in, it became this struggle between people’s perception of me and the reality. I think I’m halfway in the middle. I mean, who doesn’t like to be sexy? But I’m not the most outspoken person. I’m a little bit more uncomfortable than perceived.

Well, we hope Kim’s insecurities don’t get any worse, especially after it has come to light that her photos have to be airbrushed for publication in this manner:

See, Kim has done a “green” issue for Complex Mag. It’s a photo shoot but it’s so much more… it’s about saving the world! We love the fact that Kim talks about going green, but never actually talks about it, if you know what we mean. Watch the vid:

We are still trying to figure out how a sexy photo of Kim on top of polluted factories is going to “save the world” – does anybody know?

What does Kim actually do to help the environment, besides look sexy and… look sexy? Folks, this is as close to a real-life Zoolander as you are ever going to see. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Says Kim: “I know I’m saving the world. Maybe I can save you too.”
Not to nitpick, Kim, but saving the entire world would, by extension, save us as well. But hey, you seem to know what you are doing.