Florida: Man Whacks Naked Boy; Colon Charged.
Written by OddCulture on September 12th, 2008 in Florida, Frisky Friday.
Story from Local 6:
An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter’s boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter’s room.
Authorities said Raul Colon, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child.
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