Levi Johnston the Ass-Kickin Redneck
Written by OddCulture on September 2nd, 2008 in Trainwrecks, culture.
VP hopeful Sarah Palin admits that her 17 year old daugher Bristol is pregnant.

The unwed 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice-presidential hopeful Sarah Palin is pregnant - a revelation the Alaska governor made public today to refute rumors spread by liberal bloggers that she had faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her daughter’s earlier one.
Palin and her husband, Todd, said their daughter plans to marry the child’s father - who sources said is Levi Johnston - and that both “are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family.”

Johnston, 17, who is entering his senior year at Wasilla HS, plays on the school hockey team and was once teammates on a youth squad with Palin’s older brother, Track, 19, who is now in the Army.

Levi Johnston
Johnston’s MySpace page (since taken down) said this:
“I’m a fuckin’ redneck” who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit, and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess.”
“Ya fuck with me I’ll kick [your] ass,”
He also claims to be “in a relationship,” but states, “I don’t want kids.”
Right on, Levi. How’d that work out for ya?

