Jacksonville Man Calls 911 Over Subway Sandwich Mistake
Written by OddCulture on August 4th, 2008 in Florida, Trainwrecks, bizarre, food, travel.
Source: First Coast News
Location: Jacksonville, Florida

An unhappy Subway customer named Reginald Peterson called 911 two times to complain to police that his sandwich was not made to his liking (they left the sauce off his spicy Italian sub).
Witnesses inside the store say Peterson eventually started screaming at everyone inside. When Peterson went outside to call police, employees closed the store and locked the door.
According to the report, the officer tried to calm Petterson and explain to him the proper way to use 911, but he would not cooperate. Peterson was arrested and at his request the sandwiches were thrown away.

Fail = Lack of Sauce
Reginald Peterson, born 04/29/1966, has quite the police record, including the burglary, possession of controlled substances, aggravated battery, and disorderly intoxication.
OddCulture would like to point out that in the United States it is possible to call the Sandwich Police, in places like Sandwich, Illinois, Sandwich, Massachusetts, and Sandwich, New Hampshire.

