flash. came from ten shots back and won club championship with a 66 the top man shot 78 and I won by two shots and did not even know it. right now I am in a state of shock as I didnt know it till I came in from the last hole. will go in to detail when I calm down .I am freakin. d

To all my interested followers and the others who are lurking in the woods. The three day golf event covering three weeks was officially over with none other then yours truly winning by two shots. It appeared in the wall street journal. the New York Times and my favorite Mad magazine. Upon interviewing the other donald a question was asked to whom does he owe this great achievement. His reply was to all his faithful followers and posse members…an to who dr. donald do you now give this wealth too that you have won. Lets see how much…two million to the first place winner. ummmmmmmmm thats a tough one said moi. I will spread the wealth around to those who need it most. the rest I ll donate to the lost virgins of the woodlands of Maine who play golf for fun but are down on their luck. I smiled for the cameras as they were everywhere. Tiger woods himself shook my hand..The great arnold palmer was there as were three wardens from the local lunatic asylum who promply arrested me and hauled me away. get me out of here. d.

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