Ok, when I first heard there would be nude Darden girls in a Playboy calendar, I thought alright, they’re going to UVA’s school of business, there’s probably some hot chicks there.

Page Six reports that I am EVER SO WRONG.

April 21, 2008 — SOME of the friendly waitresses at your local Olive Garden will soon be getting stark naked. Playboy has launched a nationwide search for female servers from the chain’s 600 eateries for an upcoming pictorial, “Girls of Olive Garden.” Kendra Wilkinson , Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend and star of E!’s “The Girls Next Door,” will hand-pick the winners. A rep for the family-friendly chain said it won’t stop its servers from stripping, but won’t endorse it, either.

It’s not UVA’s Darden. It’s Darden RESTAURANTS. I don’t eat there, so help me out - your last Olive Garden waitress or hostess - would you hit that?