As all my posse knows. the other donald is entering into round two of this three week golf championship. At the last update moi was six shots back and currently in third place. I have practiced on the same course where the contest is to be held each day. Currently I have been working on getting a decent shot off the tee. I mentioned how nervous I was but feel maybe if I showed up bombed I would not be nervous..kidding gang. Anyway already I feel the pressure of failure. To counteract this I have attempted to pursue hypnosis. valium like valerian stuff. now that aint on the pipe but close. I have tried deep breathing but passed out from lack of oxygen. I have ingaged a mental guidance counselor in the field of golf expertise. In essence the mental game is now on the table for me. The 19 other players are shakey health wise and the one guy in the wheel chair..shhhhhhhhh. I let some air out of his tires so maybe thats cheating but heck every little bit helps. I also switched glasses on one guy so his glasses now look like coke bottles. I tried flattening the golf carts but they were made of solid rubber so no good there. One guy I even offered to take to hooters but he was not interested. In fact he thought I was making a play for him. Anyway. posse..stay tuned for more. d.

To all my anxiously awaiting homeys who are on edge as to my golf tourney today and to the others who could care less but will get the update anyway. see big d..plays no favorites you all shall suffer from the next update which will be coming your way shortly when I recover from almost a meltdown but ah gang there is hope .your gonna freak. d.