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Bush Would So Totally Be In Afghanistan, He Swears!

Written by OddCulture on March 14th, 2008 in military, travel.

George Bush
Dudes! Sorry I’m not there! I would so totally have shown up!

Reuters:

In a video conference, U.S. President George W. Bush heard from U.S. military and civilian personnel about the challenges ranging from fighting local government and police corruption to persuading farmers to abandon a lucrative poppy drug trade for other crops. Bush heard tales of all-night tea drinking sessions to coax local residents into cooperating, and of tribesmen crossing mountains to attend government meetings seen as building blocks for the country’s democracy-in-the-making.

I must say, I’m a little envious,” Bush said. “If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.

It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You’re really making history, and thanks,” Bush said.

He was told of efforts to reduce support for the Taliban in tribal areas as well as hopeful signs that schools were being built, more health care was reaching remote areas and local government officials were being trained in management.

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I bet that when Bush visits the Middle East, for the military it’s like doing your annual review. “Just tell him what he wants to hear… then see him again next year…”

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