John Galliano did a little fashion show on Friday and it looked something like this:

From Fashion Wire Daily:

John’s inspiration were the 15th century Frost Fairs that used to take place – eons before global warming – on the Thames when the great London river would freeze over. His frozen runway was populated with street hawkers, courtiers, glowering knights and a slew of bloody figures from Henry VIII’s the court, including cabinet ministers and executioners and a series of bloodied and unhappy visitors to the Tower of London.

We even got a battered death row dude in red underwear and boasting a Greek god of a body, around whose neck was hung a huge noose.

If this is what happened “eons before global warming,” thank sweet effin’ Jebus it came around. A bloody hooded guy in his underwear? Looks like some escapee from the set of a Hostel or Saw flick.