Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush Not Engaged but Getting Serious
The 27-year-old sex-tape celebrity and star of VH1’s hit reality show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” told OK! she was becoming more serious with her 22-year-old Heisman trophy-winning beau, Reggie Bush. But no question has been popped.

The young couple rang in the new year together as Kim [...]

As a warm up, check this story about Ahmadinejad being under fire for embracing his old teacher:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been accused of indecency after he publicly embraced and kissed on the hand an elderly woman who used to be his schoolteacher. At a ceremony on Tuesday ahead of Iranian teachers’ day, Mr Ahmadinejad [...]

Sorry, but SNL sucks so much nowadays that nothing is going to get us to pay attention to it.
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I was kinda hoping System of a Down’s career was over, too.
~Alyx