Let speculation commence….
(a) Same shit as TrimSpa Anna?
(b) Saw that Chicago billboard?
(c) Choked on his macaroni and cheese when he realized MS Word autocorrects “satan” to “Satan” but not “god” to “God?”
(d) Noticed Rudy was ahead in the polls despite not caring about religious right?
(e) Inadvertently struck by a shot from Dick Cheney?
(f) Punctured colon from having too large a stick up his ass?
(g) Sean Paul followed him around with a ghetto blaster?
But srsly, from MSNBC…
LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell — founder of the Moral Majority and the face of the religious right in the 1980s — was in “gravely serious†condition Tuesday after being found unconscious in his office, a Liberty University executive said.
Ron Godwin, Liberty’s executive vice president, said Falwell was found unresponsive around 10:45 a.m. and taken to Lynchburg General Hospital. Godwin said he was not sure what caused the collapse, but “he has a history of heart challenges.â€
“I had breakfast with him, and he was fine at breakfast,†Godwin said. “He went to his office, I went to mine and they found him unresponsive.â€
Gravely serious. Thuper therious, even. I guess we won’t be seeing him at Rocklahoma this year.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:03 am
He will be missed.
Oh wait, no he won’t.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Did Jerry die alone or was he with a hooker? I hope! I hope!