A court in the Bahamas has the results of DNA samples taken from seven-month-old Dannielynn.

The question on everyone’s mind is:

Who is Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Daddy?

Is it Howard K. Stern, the lawyer?


Is it Larry Birkhead, entertainment photographer and Anna Nicole’s ex-boyfriend?


Is it Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor?

–tears envelope–

It’s Official - Dannielynn’s daddy is………

LARRY BIRKHEAD

From BreitBart:

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) - Anna Nicole Smith’s former boyfriend Larry Birkhead said Tuesday that DNA tests have proven he is the father of her infant daughter. Birkhead emerged from a closed court hearing to announce the results. Smith’s companion, Howard K. Stern, has been caring for the girl, Dannielynn, who could inherit a fortune in the wake of her mother’s February death. After the hearing, Stern said he would not fight for custody. An expert in genetic evidence said the DNA analysis has proven Birkhead is Dannielynn’s father. Dr. Michael Baird, who analyzed the results of a March 21 DNA test, announced the results outside the court. “Essentially, he’s the biological father,” Baird said. A jubilant Birkhead said “My baby’s going to be coming home pretty soon.”

Congratulations, Larry! Come on up and claim your prize! It’s a NEW KID!

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Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith

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Thanks to everybody who took our poll!

Here’s how you voted:

Larry Birkhead (31%)
You! (17%)
Howard K. Stern (16%)
O.J. Simpson (5%)
# Howard (Sirius) Stern (3%)
Me! (3%)
J. Howard Marshall (3%)
Jesus Christ (3%)
Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (3%)
Maury Povich (3%)
Steve Hughes, owner of Jim’s Krispy Fried Chicken (3%)
Alex Denk (2%)
Big Moe (da bodyguard!) (2%)
Mark “Hollywood” Hatten (2%)
Billy Wayne Smith (2%)

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Looks like most people guessed correctly. Yay for you!

Now that it’s over, what will I do with the rest of my life?

~BG