He’s a man.
He’s a treasure trove.

You know, for an MC, Karl Rove doesn’t really rap much.

Always nice to see old school hiphop appropriated by rich white dudes in government.

So what is the “Radio and Television Correspondents”?
Website:

The House Radio-Television Gallery is one of three press rooms or “galleries” serving as newsrooms for members of the media who cover the House of Representatives. We serve as a liaison between Congressional offices and the electronic media. Most major broadcast news organizations have regularly staffed bureaus in this office.

Ah, I see. That explains the festivities. If the news media is given the VIP treatment to hang with MC Rove, I think they might be more inclined to let George W off the hook. After all, it ain’t nothin’ but a party, y’all.

MC Rove: The Greatest Entertainer:

Rumors that Karl Rove is now working with Lil Jon, Timbaland, and Dan the Automator have not been confirmed. By the way, Rove’s “philatelist” comedy bit is now an instant-classic on par with Eddie Murphy’s “ice cream” and George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words”.