Goofy Brit Thinks Star Trek Is Real
Written by Bill G on March 26th, 2007 in TV, Trainwrecks, culture.

From Reuters:
Based on the interiors of Star Trek spaceships Enterprise and Voyager, a studioflat in the small town of Hinckley in Leicestershire is coming up for sale on E-bay during the last week of March. The whole place is done up like an Enterprise set.
Tony Alleyne, 54, began transforming his one-bed home in Hinckley after his wife left in 1994. (I personally think he started it before she left, if you know what I mean).

24th Century Microwave
The flat features touch panel lighting, moulded wall panels and - of course - its own transporter room of which Tony Alleyne is particularly proud. Alleyne decided to embark on the project after he separated from his wife and managed to turn his flat into a bachelor pad with a difference.
Yeah, cuz you know those green Orion girls love that shit.
The starting price is $200,000. The apartment has no bedroom, but you can bet your ass the transporter room is available. Actually, if you are being logical about the situation, why would Alleyne need a bedroom?

Please note that the transporter will beam a traveler to Rigel 7, but not back to reality.

Wifey gonna be jealous when she see the new girlfriend!

